Sports equipment implants

Apr 22, 2005 16:59

Weve all had breast implants and arm implants and sexual implants, so whats so bad about having Sports equipment implants ( Read more... )

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kat__inthehat April 22 2005, 14:21:41 UTC
Feeling it! Although, with the kayak idea. What happens when they ned the toilet, or need to go shopping? Just a thought......

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000013 April 22 2005, 14:53:57 UTC
1. The kayak features a lightweight, complex network of tubes and reservoirs in which to break down the waste, also helping to keep the boat from rocking. I you do an eskimo roll on one of these, youre up slack alley.

2. Shopping?! ever heard of the internet, youre using it, duh! (or were, whatever). If they feel the need to 'get out the house' to go shopping, make some new friends (which is completely ridiculous, youve a kayak stuck to youre pelvis, what more do you want?), the helm will have small wheels which fold into the base while in a water or sliding down stairs, a bit like in aeroplanes and those cool shoes with the wheel in the heel (fo' reel.)

Hope that helps.

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000013 April 22 2005, 14:57:49 UTC
...and up slack alley, without a paddle!

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kat__inthehat April 23 2005, 16:56:51 UTC
Genius! The NHS are bound to be keen on that idea....well done Iain!

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fozziedaclaire April 24 2005, 06:45:49 UTC
excellent. I'm all for it!

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