i finally saw i am legend and it was depressing as fuck, which is a good thing.  i dont like happy movies.  the movie came at possibly a bad time though, because of this whole swine flu scare thats going on.  im still not certain if i believe its as bad as they say.  on the one hand there are people like alex jones who say the government is just ( Read more... )

all infomercial cleaning supplies seem to advertise a 99.9% success rate,for cleaning.  image how much more they would make if just one company worked on increasing it to that .1 additional percent

so i stumbled across this

i know this isnt a new idea, they did something like this with pong several years ago.  but this just seems like one of those things thats really cool in theory, but i horrible idea in practice.  aside from the fact that the helmet would make you look very "special," i dont want to worry about losing conciousness everytime ( Read more... )

so facebook is changing again. that means we have plenty of pointless bitching and even more pointless "if 100,000 people join..." groups to look forward to.

thats how long its been since iv been even slightly intoxicated. lets not even get in to how long its been since iv smoked (weed or cigarettes). but at least a beat ratchet and clank

sure maybe i havent been fucked up in quite some time, but i finished a video game thats acceptable for kids, so clearly im as badass as ever.........right?

so some mormon missionaries approached me the other day and gave me a copy of their bible after talking to me about their faith for 15 minutes or so. after reading it, it really makes sense. which is why i have converted to mormonism

it must be freezing in hell right now

not that i probably had much of a chance anyway, but damn this unwritten rule of copa ( Read more... )

evidence that the christian bible actually has no problem with abortion

this is awesome