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Have spent the entire afternoon walking up and down the mall in 4-inch platforms looking for a prom dress. Brrr. I was taller than everyone else within a half-mile radius, but now I feel like walking around the house in my boxers, crushing a beer can against my forehead, and burping a lot while I watch the game and scratch my balls

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[darkmike]

Dude, I just laughed so hard at the mental image of "walking around the house in my boxers, crushing a beer can against my forehead, and burping a lot while I watch the game and scratch my balls".

Ahaha. I'm still going.