(cray) on. 1
gd&top. nc-17. au - weird as fuck and dedicated to nana~ kam2452
part 1
Seunghyun had always been a dick, sort of. His friends would pester him to lighten up every once in a while, take the shiny gold stick out of his ass, but after a night of drinking he would be back to his old self.
Choi Seunghyun.
The dick.
So this time, failure was not an option.
"We need a plan just as bad as Seunghyun needs to get laid," Seungri jut out his lower lip as he pressed his chin against the desk before him.
"And what would you suggest then, Ri? Go out and find him a fuck buddy?" Daesung raised his brow and landed a rather harsh whack against the partially broken coffee machine in their office.
"Well yeah. I mean, why not?" The youngest looked to the blonde, still pouting, "I have some connections, I know the type hyung goes for. So, why not?"
"So basically what you're saying is that you want to die," Daesung looked over, unfortunately for him, right when the coffee machine decided to work and spew everywhere but in his mug. "Fucking fuckity fuck fuck!" he squealed and jumped back.
"See? Even the coffee machine agrees with me!" Seungri exclaimed, a whining tone to his voice. Daesung grumbled as he wiped at the hot liquid all over his pants. "I bet Youngbae will like my idea too. We can go to Diamonds-- you know the gay club that just opened? And we can find a guy to sneak in hyung's apartment. So when he gets home from drinking, he'll be there and BAM!" Seungri's hands clapped together rather loudly, "they'll fuck!" Youngbae clicked his tongue as he entered the room, his head shaking from side to side subtly having heard the whole scheme. "And what if Seunghyun doesn't like that there's a completely random gay man in his apartment?" His brow raised and shook his head, "let alone his bedroom..." he trailed off.
"But hyung!" the youngest stomped his foot before slumping back in his chair, "fine."
"Actually this could work," Daesung looked up from his little accident. "You know how Seunghyun hyung is, right Bae? We all know how he is after he's had a few drinks in him... we just need to think of something that sticks." Youngbae nodded quietly as the other continued, "remember that time we bought him that fake cat? You push a button and it meows and walks." Seungri burst out in laughter at the memory.
"We could get the guy to say he's an imaginary friend?" Bae chimed in. "God we're going to have to pay this guy out the ass..."
"You mean Ri's going to have to pay this guy out the ass." Daesung grinned over at his lover.
"Ye- wait! Hyung!" The youngest widened his eyes, "me?!"
"Your plan."
"No sex for a week," Daesung's grin was immediately erased from his face.