Nottingham Wireless (aka the Perils of Medieval Drunk Dialing)

[01cheers]

This epic drama of medieval cell phones, redemption, and complete absurdity started its life as a capslock discussion that eventually became a snippet called The Perils of Medieval Drunk Dialling… and then inquiring minds needed to know what happened next. Here is your chance to find out. 

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[applebeing]

Genius.

Goofy drunk Guy is just so adorable.

Have you seen Black Books, btw? Maz's silent calls to the velvet-voiced one make a certain scene spring to mind.

[01cheers]

Thank you :)
I have not seen Black Books, but now you have made me curious!

[nancin]

So glad you posted more-a little whining never hurts! I really enjoyed this latest installment-perhaps there will be more? There can never be enough G/M fic-whether it be angsty or fun,like this! I can just hear Marian -"Language, Guy!" Wish I could get Guy's number-would love to hear that low,sexy growl on the other end!

[01cheers]

*Wish I could get Guy's number*
Join the club! I suspect if Guy's numnber became public knowledge he would never have a moment free all day (and night) with all of us calling just to hear him pick it up :D

And thank you :)

[aceofhadeon]

At least the conversations would be short.

Guy: Hello?
female caller: Guy! *thud*
Guy: Hello? Hello? Ahg, not again. *hangs up*

[01cheers]

My thinking exactly!
...well, there *might* be some incoherent squealing preceding the thud, but you captured the gist of it ;)

[spinnd]

Can I just say - so glad Anonymous Heavy Breather on the other end was Marian and not Vaysey. Poor Guy has had enough to deal with as it is without potential-phone-sex harassment.

Just out of curiosity: does Prince John ever get his own cell? And would he have to pay inter-county rates? (Probably not; he would've had that particular telecomms officer executed for daring such stupidity. Charging the Prince Reagent for his calls? The cheek.)

[01cheers]

By then, luckily, Vasey had already destroyed his phone when he threw it out of the window :D But Guy did not know that ;)
Prince John surely has one, and you are right, no one would dare charge him (he probably "borrowed" Richard's account anyway) - but now that Vasey's phone is in pieces he cannot get through to this particular Sheriff (will have to send Jasper instead :D )

[thymelady]

HAHAHAHAHA, too true!

Oh, and I like your new design! Insomnia has benefits! :-)

[01cheers]

Thank you :) It is called Cool Steel, I thought was quite Gizzy-appropriate :D
btw my internet allowance is up right this minute (used up my monthly 100 hours in two weeks ;) ) but I got a second sim card and contract that will kick in Monday (tomorrow) night, so talk soon!

[gizxmaz]

Oh my God. I am so glad that you sent me a message about this! I thought I was gonna laugh my head off! This was totally awesome! I LOVE THIS! Team Castle is to die for! And Oh dear Lord.... Please... More of this... Fantastic, wonderful... What more can I say?? You are amazing! :D

So... Maybe the love-birds should wash away those few sins Guy has left hmm?

.....Still..... THIS IS AMAZING! *still laughing*

[01cheers]

Thank you, glad you had fun with it :D
This started as one little capslock comment and has ended up as a series of instalments. I will stay on the lookout - never know when something gives me an idea!

[aceofhadeon]

Happy ending! Yay! lol, yes, Peej would totally love phone sex!

I love how Guy got out of the call. "What? You're breaking up!" *makes static sounds, then hangs up*

Nice work!