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FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Thousand Island.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Subway
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Le Chinois...or Red Lobster.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. The taxes. so 14%?
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Pie Filling. Hahahahah.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Vanilla Mint
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Nooo clue.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 141 on msn...
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Ctrl+Alt+Del "Til death do us part" wallpaper.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4?
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. No
Q. What's your best feature?
A. I dunno. Legs?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. No
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Hearing.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Years ago.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Uhh...this giant pot thing at work.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes
Q. Is love for real?
A. I sure hope so.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn't.
Q. What color do you think you look best in?
A. Oh my, I don't know. Green? Purple?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably.
Q. Has someone ever shaved you?
A. Uhh....wtf? No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Yeah probably.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yeah
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. For sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Maybe...
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I'd try but I wouldn't be able to.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing
Q: How much alcohol did you have this week?
A: None
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No
Q: What color underwear do you have on?
A: White and pink
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand...who sits?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: 0
Q: Where were you born?
A. McMaster
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. No, not really.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Lawyer. Idk.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Uhh...I think it's Jackie.
Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: Bell. UGH.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Tyler
Q: Last person you called?
A: I really don't call people.
Q: Person you kissed?
A: Jamie. Ugh that was too long ago. But I totally made out with someone in my dream last night, it seemed so real...
FAVORITEOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 24,25,12
Q: Color?
A: Purple
Q: Season?
A: Late Spring/Summer