is in the garden, stereo blaring, with sarong, sandels and shades. SUMMER IS HERE!

is frustrated. Communism fell apart. Now capitalism has fallen over. We are we going to try now?

There are not 5 little piggies in that nursery rhyme but two. One goes to the market, has roast beef and goes wee wee wee all the way home.

Can someone please explain to me clearly what is the actual difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

I don't know why I can't sleep. I've got to go to work in 5 hours time!

had a touch of the wine flu yesterday but today it's a big ol' man flu. Healing energy welcome.

My question for the panel: Why do breastmilk poos remind me of KFC?

enjoyed Sound Of Music. Thanks to everyone involved!

fell down some steps and hurt his tail. He'll be able to perform tonight but he won't be able to work tomorrow. IT'S TRUE!

Looking for running shoes not made in China. HELP!!!