i feel like a very huge waste of space lately. not deserving of friends or fun. my life has no direction or purpose besides getting very very drunk as often as possible.

im over lj. no more from me.

yeah. so i think im over the whole lj thing.

it comes and it goes. but right now, its on its way out.

im in love with panic! at the disco ( Read more... )

this was the most insane and out of control weekend of my life.  not in a good way.

thursday-

• drank at tracys.
• drank at meaghans.
• drank a fucking truckload at the bar because ken doll likes to keep his woman highly intoxicated.
• blacked out.
• apppppparently..on the taxi ride home, some fucks from chi delta pi were talking about sigma pi and i went ( Read more... )

Hi. My names noelle and I changed my own flat tire today. Be proud of me damnit.

I have a feeling I will be put in jail this weekend.

hi. my names noelle and im a drunk.

um, this weekend was insanity.  heres my finer points:

Friday-

• started drinking halfys BEFORE going out.
• shots with meaghan in jays room at the pi house when we got there....multiple times.
• being a bitch to everyone there i didnt know, or didnt care to know.
• taking advantage of a pledge, the 2nd day hed been a ( Read more... )

Talking to my manager today and one of the random highschool girls i work with asks "What would you do if you were with your girlfriend for a while and then she got really fat?" (Trust me, these stupid questions come multiple times a day)

Now fellas, I seriously wonder what the rest of you would say because he replied right away with, "I'd just ( Read more... )

Once again...just reaffirming the theory that there is a certain level of intoxication i can only reach at central.  I had an amazing time, I dont care that i ruined my fave abercrombie jeans, I dont care that I lost $20 bills like I was handing them out,,,cause for all i know i couldve been. I had so many packs of cigarettes you wouldve thought i ( Read more... )

im aittle drunk. no getting that past you guys,

you can teach them to swim.

oim listenign to deverytime i die btw. incase youre NOT in THE KNOW!

Pam, i need to tal to you,,,NOW!
Steph, I tried to text and CALL YOURE ASS, and you fucking didnt answer.
OH MY GOODNESS>
DRAG THAT LAKE< YOULL FIND ITS FULL OF LOVE ( Read more... )

Well well well, havent updated in a while. and i hate playing catch up so whatever, if its important to me you know something thats happened lately, i'll let you know.

I miss pam.

If i wasnt so fucking tired I'd be writing about how depressed i am about not going to cmu this semester...but whatever. ill save it.

I've decided that there is a ( Read more... )