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*phone rings*

Me: Yay! Maybe it's a job offer!!

Budgie: Don't touch my girlfriend!

Me: Senor Coconut! Cut it out! I need my phone!!

Budgie: RAWR! GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!

Me: Fuck off! I need my phone! You suck!

Budgie: [trying to bite me] I LOVE HER GET AWAY!

Comments

[pixie_trix]

LOL!!! :OP

[disconnecteddot]

http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/ (for the story on feathered friends).