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The plan Brynn & I came up with. It all started out with talking about cameras adding 10 pounds or not.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lol i wonder if we put a watermelon then it would make it look bigger
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
LMAO
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
omg
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lol we have to try it now
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
and send it in to the guinesse world records and say we grew the biggest water melon
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
YES
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
we'll totally beat those asshole siamese twins who are stuck at the head
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
AND win a million dollars
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
DAMN RIGHT
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
and we can be like, "we made it while singing and dancing to country"
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
because only pimps do that, and we are pimps
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
of course
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
we will rock this world
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lmao yes =D
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
^_^
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
lol
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
And. Can't forget the cowboy hats
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
and corsets.. so we don't look fat
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
lmao
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
yes lmao i want a corset
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
me too
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
we'll go to value village and get some
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and than we can video tape it
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
the value village ones will have like stds from old lady boobs on them =(
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
we'll hardxcore wash them
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lol thank god
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
And than. We'll rule the world with our corset washing-country dancing-water melon making-video tape
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
and we will barbecue it. because we can.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
barbeque the water melon?
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
OR even better. we could like.. make a new and improved smoothie out of it.. or slushie.. OR freezie. And than. Turn it into like some backyard water melon barbeque
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
OMG can we make a slushie out of it? that would be sweet
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
haha it would =D
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
It'd have to be seedless though.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
Because the seed kind is gross.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
yeah and it would suck if you were drinking it and you got like a seed through the straw and you choked or something
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
that would hurt,i've done that with one of those hot rod things before
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
Omg.. that would suck so much.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
We could invent a seedless water melon.. without the white seeds too.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
wait
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
than we couldn't make them anyome
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
OMG we could make them like strawberries
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
xD
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lol screw seeds. we'll just plant a whole watermelon in the ground if we want to make more watermelons
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
LMAO YESS!
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
And than after we can establish a football team out of it.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
called the waltermelons
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
Ohhh and walter can be the quaterback and his girlfriend can be the head cheerleader
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
and they'll have twins, one will be a watermelon obviously, the other will be a cup of water, because one time in kindergarden these kids were making fun of me and walter on the bus and they kept calling him water
•иα иα тα łίεα__• says:
Okay. Wait.. will it be fresh water or salt water? And will the water melon be seeded or does it have to wait until it hits puberty?
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
well, we'll leave that up to his girlfriend's genes
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
Oh Alright..
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
I think it will wait.. Well.. knowing walters genes it will be salt because that turns people crazy xD
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
oh my god he's going to give his watermelon baby hypertension
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
I don't know what that means,
But I am going to pretend that I do.
And agree.
Aww omg that sucks hard. Well with our good care taking speciality of babies we can change it into living a good life.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
yes and eventually we will eat it though because watermelon is so delicicious it would be a sin if we didn't eat it.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
True. And we would than reproduce making a video and calling it "The reproduction of walters babies created by Natalie & Brynn" but of course the name would be shortened down.. and walter would be filming it because well.. it is the reproduction.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
but we would write it because we are superb watermelon reproductors. we know how its done
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
Of course. We DID create the biggest one in the world.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
we're sweet
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
oo oo we could film it on the waltermelon feild and have his girlfriend cheer us on with moans in the background.
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lmao we totally have to make a fruit porno now
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
involving..actual fruits, not gay people is what i mean
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
Why not gay boys? That would be oober hott.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
We could have a foursome,
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
AND we would get more people buying the movie.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
Hmm strawberries?
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
hm yes true
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
yes!
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
bananas?
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
oh yes.. of course bananas
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
i actually hate bananas, but you can put clothes on them
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
Ohh tutus we should dress them up as cheerleaders
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
lol
~ brynn * × hey, let's get known sean <33 says:
lmao i love us <3
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
haha me too.
•иα иα тα łίεα__• [<3 ...] says:
=)
Hope you enjoyed <3