The horror

[1000cactrots]

There's...there's no coffee today. I absolutely hate the stuff, but it's a necessary evil. Today is most likely my last day here at Nash Finch, but there's still a chance they want me back after I get back from Bemanifest in a week and a half. That would be a Godsend, since I wouldn't have to look for a job right when I get back, so my fingers

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[johnny_hotpants]

I have Verizon. Can you help me unsuckify it?

[1000cactrots]

Yeah, what do you want done? What phone do you have?

[johnny_hotpants]

I have a KRZR. Mostly I just want my own music on it. For free.

[johnny_hotpants]

Also, if I could get said music and use them as ringtone, that would be lovely.

[eggmanimn]

Oh god please don't tell me you're drinking Caribou or Starbucks ;_;

And if you say you drink Nescafé, I'm going to have a heart attack.

Work has taught me that coffee doesn't have to be bitter swill, although 90% of commercial coffee is.

[1000cactrots]

I love that you are always here with amazing semen tips for me, TJ

I hope you're in my life forever :-*

[1000cactrots]

but but but...

Teddy why?

[1000cactrots]

I don't, since you aren't actually on my friends list for some reason. I'll remedy that now.

[squidattack]

I AM GOING TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOU PAUL SO HELP ME

[squidattack]

FFFFFFFFF