Come on universe. Throw me a fucking bone here.

Metaphors are not to be trifled with.

I need a victory this year. Something bigger than learning how to ask someone to buy me xiao long bao in Mandarin.

I'm not doing such a great job at this whole adulthood thing. Especially this past year.

But these small miracles are much appreciated. A day means so much at this point.

I guess I had more to say about it. A lot more.

It's not so bad when you don't know that you're saying something racist. You're just being an idiot. But when it's pointed out to you and you still dismissively say the same thing then you're a racist and an asshole ( Read more... )

Maybe this time I'll do this blogging thing right.

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I haven't been this terrified of my birthday in my life.