Title: "The Other Dynamic Duo"
Words: 89
Rating:TV-Y7-FV for sidekick abuse
Cloaked in shadow, the Dark Knight loomed on a rooftop. Gotham lay spread out beneath him in all its dark and gritty glory. This was his city: the city he protected from madmen and criminals of a type the police were incapable of facing. He was Vengeance. He was the Night. He was...
"Batmaaaaan, I'm hungry!"
Stupid sidekick, always interrupting his brooding.
"Would you shut up!?!"
A series of mighty "THWAPs" echoed in the night, as the Dark Knight gave the Boy Wonder a thorough thrashing with the Bat-fan.