It had to happen.
Saiyuki/LotR, for challenge #19. *hides*
PG for language.
“What is it with this long hair shit? I’m cutting it off the moment we hit Edoras!”
“Now then, Legolas,” Aragorn replied, peering myopically at the map. “It looks good on you.”
Legolas snarled as he snapped a bowstring. “And a stupid pansy weapon…”
“Quit complaining, elf,” Gimli snarled. “It’s bad enough that we’re out of pipeweed and there isn’t a chick for miles.” He scanned the plains of Rohan mournfully. “And Frodo off on his own like that…”
Elsewhere, a hobbit waded into Mordor, sending orcs and Uruk-hai flying. “Oh get out of my way,” he groused. “I’m hungry.”