this is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital.

[100_stories]

In case you were unaware, le Spud was recently a victim of identity theft. Why someone would want to steal my identity is no secret; my smash skills, intellectual wit, and British female prowess are renown across the globe. Regardless, here's the story

Comments

[parkay_63]

why steal your identity? That's a good question. You're not that good at smash and you're not that witty. It must be they wanted to do your girlfriend. That narrows it down to about every guy I know and that's just in the deland area.

[endless_cycle]

i am going to rape you in smash.

[ijsmeisje]

interesting reading LOL.... amazing what you can find on the internet huh T I M O T H Y!!

hope you got it sorted out son..

and WTH is this every guy in Deland stuff ~LMAO~ has she read this??

[ijsmeisje]

Hah, yeah she is aware. I actually won the fraternity award for "hottest girlfriend".