My Milkshake Brings... Well, Nobody
I was bored and figured someone might be even more bored and need something to read. Even if it is rubbish.
Title: Milkshake (individual titles under cut)
Pairing: How predictable am I getting?
Word Count: Getting the hang of ruining my wriitng even further to get 100 words
All 3 points go to Paul. Again. Because it amuses me to do so.
Milkshake - Puppets
Paul tapped Ian on the shoulder as he walked past. Ian looked at him quizzically. Paul turned to the audience, raising an eyebrow, playing. Puppets on a string. Now he gently put a hand on Ian’s face and slowly stroked his cheek. The audience laughed uproariously. Ian closed his eyes and sighed. His hand was so soft and warm and… Paul removed it, before giving a small bow to the audience and returning to his seat. “I like milkshakes. They’re very sweet.” So random. Paul put his hands under his chin and smiled demurely at Ian. “Like Hislop.” Ian blushed.
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Milkshake - Company
Ian approached him, unsure. Paul was sitting in the corner of the room. Alone. Did he even want company? He knew this week had been a miserable one. Ian wasn’t sure whether to try and talk seriously to him or joke around. Should he try and show he cared? How? Dinner? A hug? Ian smiled. Paul’s arms around him… A kiss? Ian cleared his throat and sat down beside his friend, putting a small hand over Paul’s own. “You wanna go somewhere?” Paul looked blank. “Back to mine? I make a good milkshake.” A small smile and nod. They left.
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Milkshake - Sweeter
“You really are obnoxious, Merton.”
Paul grinned happily. “Yep. And you loooove it.” Ian rolled his eyes and put the lid on the milkshake maker. Paul moved over to him, standing right behind him, pressing his body close. Ian sighed and Paul put his hand over Ian’s on the lid. “I’ll help.” They watched in silence as the ingredients mixed. It finished and Ian poured the drinks into two tall glasses. Paul pushed them aside on the bench and fixed his eyes on Ian. “I know something that tastes even sweeter…” He backed Ian against the wall and kissed him.