dream ♐ 001 ♐ 11/10/09
A blanket of white snow. A gigantic white castle. These are the first things most people would notice about this dream.
But more crucial are the two people locked in epic combat on the roof of the castle- the great and legendary Captain Usopp stands on one end, flanked by his two most rumbleball noodlearrms, as his cape blows in the wind.
On the other end of the roof stands the current king of the Drum Kingdom, the fearsome and gluttonous tyrant Wapol. The two combatants' eyes are locked in a fearsome staring match.
Snowflakes fall all around them, and are melted by the sheer intensity of the great Captain's stare.
"Give up now, you overgrown hippo!" Captain Usopp gestures towards the kingdom below. "Don't you see that this kingdom suffers under your rule?!"
Wapol just laughs, picking his nose with his pinky. "Stupid hippo! Do you really think I care about what those idiots want?! I'm the King, I'm the one that matters!"
Suddenly, a burst of fire streaks through the air towards the king- Captain Usopp has fired the first shot! The fire shrieks and forms into the shape of a mighty bird, crashing directly into Usopp's foe.
Usopp sheds a manly tear. "You fool... You don't deserve to be a king... To rule over anyone! I shall end this here and now!"
The sheer epic manliness exuding from Usopp causes Luffy and Chopper to stare at him in awe. "Usopp, you're so cool!" they cry, waiting for the battle to continue.
Wapol slowly rises, panic etched on his face. "W-wait, reconsider this! If you let me go, I'll- I'll make you vice-king!"
...There is silence for a moment as the great Captain glares at Wapol in disdain. "I have no need for a kingdom..."
He rushes at Wapol and slams a shell into his face. "I already have the finest crew in the sea!"
"But- But I'm the king!"
Usopp grins. "Goodbye, Wapol. ...Impact!"
The shell suddenly emits an immense amount of force, smashing into Wapol's face and sending him flying off the parapet. Captain Usopp is victorious!
He turns towards his crew and smiles. "Let's go, crew. This kingdom is safe now..."
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[Waking up, Usopp just blinks in confusion for a moment before grabbing his Dreamberry and smiling into the screen.]
Gyahahaha! Told you guys I was awesome!