Vermont's population got bigger by one on New Year's Eve. I just called the hippy (not hipster, not montreal-hippy, I'm talkin' down home crunchy granola, sleeping on stumps and never complaining HIPPY) and he's now proud owner of a beautiful half-breed. Her name is Hana. I think it's pretty cool that my friend's got a kid now, I just hope it ( Read more... )

an open message. new years in toronto. hook line and sinker. J-hole is in (most likely), with his free ride from K-hole. who else is in?

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cable teevee is flled with shitty softcore porn. so many ugly chicks with ugly asses and bad acting skills and bad fake fuckin' skills....

Commander Crunk, tomorrow night is the night of dranks, dice?

Crunk has to be the word of the century.

an open message to b'hai, anti-theistic, communissss, rap faggots.

tomorrow i will be in toronto.

again i find myself without the necessary digits.

e-mail me with said digits and you get a free night all up in my girlfriend's guts.

i got a call this morning (read: i was woken abruptly at 1pm) from my sister. she is officially engaged. weird. makes me feel old. with babies not far off no doubt. i like her man though. he will make a fine brother in law. sorry asq. i have been done exams for a week or some shit now and have attmepted and accomplished nothing since. g.w. has come ( Read more... )

rockula, i lost those rap suggestions. gimme a new list now, bitch.

Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man ( Read more... )

fuck chinese
i quit.
that's right bitches, I fuckin' quit chinese today.
to put it a bit more succinctly,
I bracketed off chinese until this summer.
congratulate me, bitches

out of curiousity, i downloaded a consolidated mp3. i haven't heard this band in YEARS.... for the record, they suck as much balls as i remember. how can bullshit this didactic be pawned off as music.