Title: Kisses
Fandom: Bastard!!
Pairing: Dark Schneider/Tia Noto Yoko
Rating: PG
Warnings: Not much, though it's important to note that DS, Dark Schneider, Lucien, and Lucifer all refer to the same person.
Song: Mya - My Love Is Like Whoa
Disclaimer: Characters/setting not mine.
See baby...
I know you don't have to share girls
I am more than confident that you won't ever have to search
these streets for affection.
I got you.
Dark Schneider grinned as he watched Yoko. She wasn't really doing anything special, but she was there, and he couldn't help the fact that his eyes followed her. She was his, of course, even if she didn't agree.
(1, 2, 3 ,4)
What kinda of girl, you like?
(I know my looks can be deceiving)
Tell me, am I your type?
(My main goal is to please ya)
What's on the schedule tonight?
(Am I the reason you'll be treatin)
I hope you have an appetite
So tell will you come and spend the night?
He stood up and walked over to her, grinning. "Yoko-san..."
She glanced up at him. "Hmm?"
DS stared down at her for a moment, grinning as she blushed. Ever so slowly, he leaned down, intending to kiss her on the cheek. He loved the way she became so demure when he acted like this. He knew he affected her, knew that despite all her protests that she found him attractive. Part of it was, no doubt, that he was Lucien. Their demeanors were different, but somehow, despite it all, she saw Lucien's personality underneath his own. But he liked to think most of it was his great body, and the fact that he knew just what to do, just where to touch.
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
At the last minute, she turned, and with what he swore was a smirk, she met his lips with hers.
"Oh, daaaaaaaaamn.....!" And once again, Dark Schneider was reduced to the tiny form of Lucien Renlen.
When will you come through?
(Come through)
Cause I been waitin up right here
And you bring some (?)
(Baby won't ya bring it so we can (?????) )
Please have no fear
(Have no fear)
I just wanna love ya right
I hope ya have an appetite
So baby will you come and spend the night?
Days later, Dark Schneider was back. Somehow, he always seemed to coerce someone to give him a kiss, though Yoko never understood why. Who would possibly kiss Lucien, knowing what he would become?
Nevertheless, he was back and kicking, and he was following her around. Again. She was getting so very very tired of it. So far today, just today, he'd offered to... No, she couldn't even say it. But he'd offered nearly eight times. Yoko remembered when she used to dream of marrying Lucien. The shy, innocent, somewhat stupid boy would, she had been sure, eventually grow into a strong man, someone like the princess's brother. Someone strong, and handsome.
Instead, she had Idiot Child and Mr. Pervert. It was like some twisted version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (and here she stopped to wonder what that analogy meant, before putting it out of her mind. This was, after all, a fanfic), and she didn't enjoy it one bit.
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)\
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
"Oh, Yoko-san! I'm all ready for bed! Come spend the night with my great, big--OW!" Dark Schneider cut off as the shoe hit his face. Then Yoko sighed.
"Come here, Lucien."
"Really?" Ears perked, DS bounded into the room.
"Do you really want me that bad, Lucien?" Yoko purred, resting a hand on his chest.
DS choked, blushing hard. "Y-Yoko?"
"Is that what you want? Do you want... This... Body...?" She emphasized the last words, pulling his head down to her.
He only nodded, too overcome to speak. She smiled softly and tugged at him until his face was centimeters from hers.
"Really?"
He couldn't respond, but his arms slid around her waist possessively.
"Too bad," she said, kissing him soundly on the lips. He tried to jump away, tried to stop the transformation, but it was too late. Lucien Renlen was once more in control.
Please hold me..
Hold me all night
Taste it
Hold me all night
Taste it
Hold me like you never wanna let me go
If you're likin whatcha tastin baby let me know
If you're gonna love, baby love me strong
Cause I want this love to last all night long
Oooooohhhhh
Lucien grinned. "Yoko-san!"
Yoko grinned, and ruffled his hair. "Hey, Lucien?"
"Yeah?" He looked the same as always, the gentle, innocent child she'd grown up with. He was fifteen, just like her, though he looked eight and acted four, and she loved him with everything she had.
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"You're the prettiest, Yoko-san!" His smile lit up her world.
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body's like (whoa)
And you're kissin it so whatcha think of it?
Whoa... (fades out)