i am seriously this close to jumping off a cliff and taking you all with me. *shows little space between fingers* two weeks mutherfuckers. you heard me. TWO WEEKS. i'm getting seriously used. and i know it.
I was searching facebook for people globally that have my first name and..... I kid you not..... I found some girl that's going to "Edinburgh" (wherever the hell taht is) who's name is Mercedes Bailey! It's crazy!!
You know what this means..... we ARE ment to be a lesbian couple.... she's our child. Though she looks nothing like us.... and drunk. But it's still just as creepy.
wait, let's see if there's more..... *spends time looking* Did you know that Mercedes is a last name?!!? huh...
It seems that out of all of VCU, I'm the only Mercedes..... you know, I used to think I was just a freak for the fact taht I was a white girl named Mercedes..... oh so spanish. But it turns out Mercedes embraces all cultures.... from "Mercedes Kim" to "Mercedes Lardizabal" to "Mercedes Zuloaga". Freak no more!!
but yes... "Mercedes Bailey" is a sign. We are a couple. I'm so sorry.
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You know what this means..... we ARE ment to be a lesbian couple.... she's our child. Though she looks nothing like us.... and drunk. But it's still just as creepy.
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wait, let's see if there's more..... *spends time looking*
Did you know that Mercedes is a last name?!!? huh...
It seems that out of all of VCU, I'm the only Mercedes..... you know, I used to think I was just a freak for the fact taht I was a white girl named Mercedes..... oh so spanish. But it turns out Mercedes embraces all cultures.... from "Mercedes Kim" to "Mercedes Lardizabal" to "Mercedes Zuloaga". Freak no more!!
but yes... "Mercedes Bailey" is a sign. We are a couple. I'm so sorry.
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