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Oct 21, 2009 15:36

Captain Kurotsuchi found out that I have developed online associations via Livejournal. He really could care less that I'm getting too involved with humans, which is not only against the rules but also something I always warn others not to do... Rather, Kurotsuchi is interested in using you all for his guinea pigs. He is blackmailing me into doing ( Read more... )

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precog_revolver October 22 2009, 00:03:25 UTC
Shoot. I'm not getting into anything without assurance I'll get a payoff from it. *he grins* Your boss ought to take a look at incentives. Humans are pretty selfish little bitches...

But looks like you'll have plenty of dumb fish biting at the hook anyway...

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10frozenheavens October 22 2009, 00:08:11 UTC
Not. My. Boss. Not at all...

He's Captain of 12th Division. I'm Captain of the 10th. We're on equal standing. I'll see what I can do about compensation, but... chances are, it won't happen.

I'm hoping Kurotsuchi just loses interest in this and forgets the whole thing. That can happen. I can't imagine he'd find any of you interesting enough, really (from his perspective).

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precog_revolver October 22 2009, 00:17:34 UTC
*he grins* hence why I'm staying on the sidelines, unless there happen to be rediculously good-looking men spread-eagled, with their glasses hanging off their nose...

Don't look at me if somoene who's not your boss just made you his advertising bitch, though. What do you expect people to think?

Don't be so cold. I'm a very interesting guy. *he grins again* But I don't beleive in doing it except for money.

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10frozenheavens October 22 2009, 00:21:30 UTC
Don't be cold? *dry laugh* Can't help it, literally.

*doesn't get the implications of his request* I'm not sure if you'll find guys like that...

It won't last for long, this advertising. Kurotsuchi loves to blackmail people, and I was an easy target. It's a small price to pay for staying out of trouble with the captain-commander. He's the scary one.

I know how to handle this, and I'll find the advantage soon enough.

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notverydevilish October 22 2009, 00:06:02 UTC
Eh...well...I'm not sure I count as a "normal" human, anyway. I don't think I'm that replaceable. Besides, Ayumu would kill me...

Uhh...any idea what your boss is trying to do, anyway?

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10frozenheavens October 22 2009, 00:09:33 UTC
NOT MY BOSS!!!

He's a captain, like me, and we're on equal standing.

No idea, though. What do you mean you're not a normal human? *forgot*

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notverydevilish October 22 2009, 00:14:01 UTC
*winces* Oh, sorry. If you're on an equal standing then why are you listening to him in the first place? He's not THAT scary is he?

*Hizumi sighs* Oh don't worry about it. But I'm not average is all... *he smiles* I don't think I'd be much good as an "experiment" anyway. I'm already kind of an experiment. maybe my nephew would be interested if I could find out what's going on. he's always pretty desperate to change things around. Even if he's not that normal either...

*doesn't often share full detailing on his lineage*

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10frozenheavens October 22 2009, 00:17:44 UTC
He's blackmailing me. I'd get into trouble for fraternizing with humans...

Well, if that's all you tell him, he'll probably just kick you out.

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edward_scissors October 22 2009, 00:28:13 UTC
No more experiments, please.

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10frozenheavens October 22 2009, 00:37:00 UTC
Sure.

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edward_scissors October 22 2009, 00:43:16 UTC
Are they to benefit mankind?

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10frozenheavens October 26 2009, 18:08:23 UTC
Eh... Kurotsuchi's experiments? I highly doubt it...

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spottedtraveler October 22 2009, 01:08:14 UTC
I will go to. Why not? *thinks: if only to make sure Willy and the others do not get hurt too bad*

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10frozenheavens October 26 2009, 18:02:09 UTC
(OOC: You've obviously never seen Bleach. ^_^;; Sam wouldn't stand a chance.)

It's your funeral.

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spottedtraveler October 26 2009, 18:08:50 UTC
Well I am up for trying new things. I just do not want to get hurt too bad or killed. Those are my main concerns.

(oc: No I haven't but Sam would want to go anyway if only to make sure her friends are ok. I am sure she will be rejected really quick for the experiment anyway)

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10frozenheavens October 26 2009, 18:16:03 UTC
(OOC: Too true.)

I'll see what I can do to make sure no one has to go.

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elitejournalist October 22 2009, 06:15:13 UTC
((OOC:XD What episode is that screenshot from?))

Is that him in the picture? *Stares, thinking just how creepy that man is*

...There is NO way I'd do that. None at all. That's a frightening idea. ~.~

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10frozenheavens October 26 2009, 18:03:11 UTC
You're very smart.

(OOC: Uh... it's in the omake for 200 something... Right before they started the new Zanpakutou Arc.)

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