Dudley Dursley drabbles

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This thread will be where all the Dudley/* drabbles will be posted. Each will be posted as a new comment. I've arranged it like this so reviews can be left for individual drabbles.

There will a separate thread like this one for each character.

You may post your one drabble to its two (2) appropriate threads, but be sure to follow The new

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Duddums/Ripper, R

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Dudley/Ripper

Dudley loved when Aunt Marge came on holiday. It wasn’t just the money, or the presents, or that he was petted, praised, and that stupid prat of a Potter was put in his place. It was Ripper. The local pets ran when they smelled Dudley coming, but not Ripper. Dudley didn’t know or care if Ripper actually enjoyed being pinioned on Dudley’s massive, fleshy prick. What he did know was that Ripper never ran, so Dudley could spend his energy emptying himself into the canine instead of chasing after him. And Aunt Marge just thought he really liked dogs. Pssh.

Re: Duddums/Ripper, R

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...first of all, ew.

Secondly, impressive. I thought it kept the exact feeling of Dudley's character. And the idea that all the neighborhood animals are wise to him, lol! Well written!