Harry/Trolley Witch, PG
Title: Tag
Inspiration: Our crack!pairings thread on 10k_drabbles.
She had him effectually cornered; there was barely room for one person to pass along the corridors of the train, much less two.
And a trolley.
He tried to back away at first, and then he tried politely moving to one side, but where he moved, she moved.
He had been mistaken about that smile. There was nothing matronly about the predatory glint in her eyes. Were they all going to be like this from now on? Damn that stupid Muggle body spray!
She pushed. The trolley pinned him against the door of an empty compartment.
"Anything sweet for you?"
Inspiration: Our crack!pairings thread on 10k_drabbles.
She had him effectually cornered; there was barely room for one person to pass along the corridors of the train, much less two.
And a trolley.
He tried to back away at first, and then he tried politely moving to one side, but where he moved, she moved.
He had been mistaken about that smile. There was nothing matronly about the predatory glint in her eyes. Were they all going to be like this from now on? Damn that stupid Muggle body spray!
She pushed. The trolley pinned him against the door of an empty compartment.
"Anything sweet for you?"