I'll just start then, shall I?
The Morning After
The logic went something like this:
"You said you only wanted half a cup of tea, so I figured you only needed half a teabag."
After washing her mouth out thoroughly, Hermione turned and stared at Draco, unable to decide whether to laugh or chew him out. He looked horribly embarrassed, standing in the kitchen in his silk robes. Her bite marks were visible on his calves, like the ones he’d left on her neck.
"Don't look at me like that; I've never done this before! I thought the bag just dissolved in the water with the tea!"
Laughter won.
Inspired by the insanity that was setting up
10k_drabbles.