oh. my. god.

[10makebeautiful]

so. let's talk about last night, shall we? i have reason to believe that i fucked the monster under the bed, because that's where my boxers were found this morning. gary tells me that he found me butt ass naked in the bathroom. doing absolutely nothing. i'd rather that i was masturbating or something. anything. but no no. i was just sitting there,

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[fallindown]

wow. i didn't know alcohol could do that.

<3

[clbaugh1012]

hahaha I wish I was there to see that! lol.

love and miss you bunchessss!