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[10minutes2far]

You know those weeks when you feel gross and uncool and lame? You know what doesn't help? A trifecta of guy-related embaressment. You know, spilling beer all over one, introducing a socially retarded friend to one, and choking on nothing in particular in front of another

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[etherrant]

I'm torn between reassuring and consoling you, because it's okay, they're just boys, they do embarrassing things too, constantly; and the urge to remind you that swallowing your own spit is not just a basic human function, but a basic living-thing function, birds and lizards can do it too, because that's funny and I'm evil.

What shall I do?

[10minutes2far]

I don't know, as I, too, have been going back and forth between self-pity and mocking myself.

Seriously... how do I be so lame?

[etherrant]

Maybe that's your super-power. Like Mike has the Flare Gun of Bitchiness, and I am the Incredible Expando-Girl.

[spazblog]

Hooray for the tri-fuckta.(spelling? i made it up, i can spell it how i like, dagnamit!)

[etherrant]

trifuckta ((trī-fuhk'tə))- n. Any set of three far-less-than-ideal social, academic or professional circumstances, car maintanence or health issues occurring at roughly the same place or time, and giving the victim the general feeling he or she is being royally screwed. See also "vortex of fucked-upness" or "VOFU."

[icehealer]

Hey now... hey now...
I was just trying to casually clear up an otherwise ambiguous situation and as the third party friend could always fall back on the "not in the know" excuse.

Boy... ya try to be nice...

::snicker::

Zit.

[10minutes2far]

no... you're socially retarded... deal with it

hey, is something wrong with your phone? I've tried to call you, but it's been going straigh to voicemail.

Also, you should come over and give me an IV... I drank too much.