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[10xtheking]

[ voice post. ]

[ For the first few seconds of the feed, there is only one sound: footsteps. Scar doesn't have feet, he has paws, so they are actually pawsteps. He is pacing in his room, back and forth, while speaking to his communicator. ]

We are trapped by hairless apes. These baboons believe they can keep us here, but we know the truth. We

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[gonnabeamighty]

...Are you sure about this, Uncle Scar? I mean...Hakuna Matata.

[DID HE JUST HAKUNA MATATA HIS UNCLE? YES. YES HE DID.]

[10xtheking]

Hakuna... Matata?

[gonnabeamighty]

It means no worries. Besides I think I heard that we can go home after we get to the Golden Shores.

[10xtheking]

Do you believe it?

[thenotmagician]

Awh, put a sock in it.

[10xtheking]

You can stay if you want.

[thenotmagician]

I'm thinkin' I will.

But word of advice: if y'get the opportunity to force your way into th'lower decks, don't do it.

[10xtheking]

Why? What's down there?

[ntjstapwn]

Humans, not baboons.

Though I'm not sure I Redd really is human or just looks like it.

[10xtheking]

That's what they're called? Humans?

[ntjstapwn]

Yeah. The ones without the long pointy ears, at least.

[10xtheking]

I have done baboons injustice. The humans are uglier.

[tic_tech_turtle]

I think that's been tried twice before. Neither worked particularly well.

[gunsandhonor]

[Christ, why does that voice sound vaguely familiar.]

I think a bunch of us tried that not long ago. It... didn't turn out so well.