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I just watched it, so I thought I'd sum it up for you with semi-witty dialogue. =) Note, some parts were skipped because they were. Deal with it.
MAJOR BACKSTORY, LIKE EIGHT YEARS OR -SOMETHING-
Kari's Voice: Kay, I'm Kari, and my brother is Tai, and we kick ass because we're the main characters, 'cept I'm mainly the main character because I'm the narrator and I kind of sound like a little boy. Anyway, Tai has an overactive bladder.
Tai: -falls off ladder-
Kari: -stares at computer screen-
Tai: -gets out of bathroom-
Kari: -stares at computer screen & notices a damn lot of actions-
Tai: Wtf Kari go to bed.
Kari: The computer looks weird!
Computer: -pops out an egg!-
Tai: .. Wtf.
Kari's Voice: NEXT MORNING =) Tai talks about retarded things but I'm not really interested 'cause I'm just not.
Egg: -CRACK.-
Kari: Aww, little black thing. :3
Black thingy: -sux the face-
Tai: EW.
Kari: -follows little black thing playing an OBNOXIOUS WHISTLE, together they play the themesong with bubbles-
Black thingy: -DIGIVOLVE >> KURAMON (I think? xD)-
Kuramon: I'm Kuramon, Jackie thinks.
Kari: I'LL STEAL MY PSYCHO CAT'S FOOD
Cat: -pissed off- OWNED.
Kari's Voice: This isn't Tai's Kuramon we'll see in the future, so in all honesty I don't know why the fuck he's here. YES BACKSTORY. :)~
Kuramon: -EVOLVED INTO LIKE, MEGAHUGE AGUMON-
Agumon: PWNED. Which is better than owned. -gives Kari a piggyback ride, breaks soda machine-
Crazy-ass bird: -APPEARS FROM SKY!!-
Greymon: -attack the birdy!!-
STILL BACKSTORY: 4 YEARS LATERR
Tai: -writes letter- Dear Sora, you are a psychopathic bitch, fix your hair. Love, Tai.
Kari: I'm going to a party so when trouble happens you can call mom's cell phone and I won't come home because you sux and it's part of the storyline! -grin-
Tai: Okay, whatever.
Kari: -SENDS THE EMAIL-
Tai: -GOLDFISH FACE-
L8RR
Izzy: PROBLEM WITH THE INTERNETZ.
Tai: Huh?
Izzy: -signs on, screenshot changes to see other kids staring like Tai's goldfish face at the screens-
Tai: Your name's really Izzy, right? Because Jackie is just kinda making up names now.
Izzy: SHUT UP IT'S DIGIVOLVING. -hooked up the laptop-
Tai: Omg I hear Agumon!! I'm crazy!!
Agumon: I wanna help you, Tai!
Agumon & Lady-bug.. thing: -goes to fight the virus, then lose- He's too strong!
Tai: I'll call everyone, and tell them to send in their digimon. -calls & doesn't get to talk to anyone, other than Sora's mom, Joe's SOMETHING, and Matt & TK's crazy old lady (grandma)-
Crazy Old Lady: OH THOSE ARE MY GRANDCHILDREN'S NAMES OMGWTFLOLZ.
Diaboromon (the crazy virus): OH SO YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES, HUH BITCH? BRING IT. I OWN YO' ASSES. -eats phone lines-
Tai: Fucking A, stop being busy you damn lines!
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Drink my potato juice. =D
NOTE: This probably repeats itself like 3 times. So..
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Drink my beef jerky juice .. juice. =D (For some reason I typed juice twice.)
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!! REBOOT!!!!!
Tai's Mom: Eat my cake. =D
Izzy: -bathroom break-
Tai: -hits computer-
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Want more foodz? =D
Willis: -emails- IT'S MY FAULT -cries-
Some kid: Kid, you suck at life. Go die. Your Greymon should go commit suicide.
Izzy: Okay wtf. These emails are totally annoying me.
Tai: -gets a hold of Matt through voice mail tag- GET DIGIMON TO COMPUTER.
Matt & TK: -go to the candy barber shop-
NOTE: This is completely retarded, because it takes them like, 12 years to realize that the emails are slowing them down.
Tai: -cries and appears in virtual world- WAR GREYMON I LOVEZ.
Matt: -isn't crying because he ain't no pussy- Garurumon. Stop sucking ass right now.
Diaboromon: -sends a bomb off to hit Japan & Colorado, duplicates times a trillion-
Izzy & Tai: .. WTF. -decide to shoot all of them-
I'M GETTING CONFUSED WITH ALL THE NAMES: -kills all the clones with magical powers-
Jackie: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THIS BE EASY LIKE POKEMON.
Izzy: OH!! With my amazing forwarding-at-the-speed-of-light powers, I'm forward-at-the-speed-of-light ALL THESE MESSAGES TO DIABOROMON. Ahhh owned.
THIRD NOTE!!: I remembered the ladybug's name is Kabuterimon. =D ..Isn't it?
Diaboromon: NO! -DEATH-
Willis: -is teh happies-
Okay. I'll do part three at another time. =)
MAJOR BACKSTORY, LIKE EIGHT YEARS OR -SOMETHING-
Kari's Voice: Kay, I'm Kari, and my brother is Tai, and we kick ass because we're the main characters, 'cept I'm mainly the main character because I'm the narrator and I kind of sound like a little boy. Anyway, Tai has an overactive bladder.
Tai: -falls off ladder-
Kari: -stares at computer screen-
Tai: -gets out of bathroom-
Kari: -stares at computer screen & notices a damn lot of actions-
Tai: Wtf Kari go to bed.
Kari: The computer looks weird!
Computer: -pops out an egg!-
Tai: .. Wtf.
Kari's Voice: NEXT MORNING =) Tai talks about retarded things but I'm not really interested 'cause I'm just not.
Egg: -CRACK.-
Kari: Aww, little black thing. :3
Black thingy: -sux the face-
Tai: EW.
Kari: -follows little black thing playing an OBNOXIOUS WHISTLE, together they play the themesong with bubbles-
Black thingy: -DIGIVOLVE >> KURAMON (I think? xD)-
Kuramon: I'm Kuramon, Jackie thinks.
Kari: I'LL STEAL MY PSYCHO CAT'S FOOD
Cat: -pissed off- OWNED.
Kari's Voice: This isn't Tai's Kuramon we'll see in the future, so in all honesty I don't know why the fuck he's here. YES BACKSTORY. :)~
Kuramon: -EVOLVED INTO LIKE, MEGAHUGE AGUMON-
Agumon: PWNED. Which is better than owned. -gives Kari a piggyback ride, breaks soda machine-
Crazy-ass bird: -APPEARS FROM SKY!!-
Greymon: -attack the birdy!!-
STILL BACKSTORY: 4 YEARS LATERR
Tai: -writes letter- Dear Sora, you are a psychopathic bitch, fix your hair. Love, Tai.
Kari: I'm going to a party so when trouble happens you can call mom's cell phone and I won't come home because you sux and it's part of the storyline! -grin-
Tai: Okay, whatever.
Kari: -SENDS THE EMAIL-
Tai: -GOLDFISH FACE-
L8RR
Izzy: PROBLEM WITH THE INTERNETZ.
Tai: Huh?
Izzy: -signs on, screenshot changes to see other kids staring like Tai's goldfish face at the screens-
Tai: Your name's really Izzy, right? Because Jackie is just kinda making up names now.
Izzy: SHUT UP IT'S DIGIVOLVING. -hooked up the laptop-
Tai: Omg I hear Agumon!! I'm crazy!!
Agumon: I wanna help you, Tai!
Agumon & Lady-bug.. thing: -goes to fight the virus, then lose- He's too strong!
Tai: I'll call everyone, and tell them to send in their digimon. -calls & doesn't get to talk to anyone, other than Sora's mom, Joe's SOMETHING, and Matt & TK's crazy old lady (grandma)-
Crazy Old Lady: OH THOSE ARE MY GRANDCHILDREN'S NAMES OMGWTFLOLZ.
Diaboromon (the crazy virus): OH SO YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES, HUH BITCH? BRING IT. I OWN YO' ASSES. -eats phone lines-
Tai: Fucking A, stop being busy you damn lines!
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Drink my potato juice. =D
NOTE: This probably repeats itself like 3 times. So..
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Drink my beef jerky juice .. juice. =D (For some reason I typed juice twice.)
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!! REBOOT!!!!!
Tai's Mom: Eat my cake. =D
Izzy: -bathroom break-
Tai: -hits computer-
Izzy: INTERNETZ DOWN!!
Tai's Mom: Want more foodz? =D
Willis: -emails- IT'S MY FAULT -cries-
Some kid: Kid, you suck at life. Go die. Your Greymon should go commit suicide.
Izzy: Okay wtf. These emails are totally annoying me.
Tai: -gets a hold of Matt through voice mail tag- GET DIGIMON TO COMPUTER.
Matt & TK: -go to the candy barber shop-
NOTE: This is completely retarded, because it takes them like, 12 years to realize that the emails are slowing them down.
Tai: -cries and appears in virtual world- WAR GREYMON I LOVEZ.
Matt: -isn't crying because he ain't no pussy- Garurumon. Stop sucking ass right now.
Diaboromon: -sends a bomb off to hit Japan & Colorado, duplicates times a trillion-
Izzy & Tai: .. WTF. -decide to shoot all of them-
I'M GETTING CONFUSED WITH ALL THE NAMES: -kills all the clones with magical powers-
Jackie: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THIS BE EASY LIKE POKEMON.
Izzy: OH!! With my amazing forwarding-at-the-speed-of-light powers, I'm forward-at-the-speed-of-light ALL THESE MESSAGES TO DIABOROMON. Ahhh owned.
THIRD NOTE!!: I remembered the ladybug's name is Kabuterimon. =D ..Isn't it?
Diaboromon: NO! -DEATH-
Willis: -is teh happies-
Okay. I'll do part three at another time. =)