it all starts in a fastfood joint of biblical proportion ( Read more... )

Don and Kate are two of the most amazing women ( Read more... )

i think my waist is actually too small for that corset. next time, 22", if not smaller.

Tim, wish you were born a girl ( Read more... )

See now, I actually think this is the most heartrending song ( Read more... )

Happy,

perversely so.

Need to sort festival, people.

23rd June is now my working date. Keep it free, make sure you're in London and allowed out etc.

Gay chicken: the game, usually prompted as a dare when playing drinking game 21 (or at least when I'm most often playing it), essentially involving homosexual chicken. That is, pulling, and going from first base onwards, until one party chickens out and pulls away.

Obviously, I do not generally lose this sort of thing.

I lost at gay chicken last night. Someone pointed out my brother was in the room.

Fuuuuuck.. I have a race on Thursday and I've gone and fucked my throat, and got a cough. Eugh.