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[123456789_10]

Whenever someone knocks at the door, I always grab the cheapest cell phone in the house and erase the call history and all the contacts because I'm afraid the person at the door will have been driving an unregistered motorcycle and stopped because they got freaked about maybe getting arrested, so they have came to my door to ask if they could

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[123456789_10]

This is why it's a good idea to take collateral.

[cymothoecaeli]

You are a liar.