same number....drown me in phone calls

so im sitting in the back of a lingerie shop using the computer. i kind of like being disconnected from the world for the most part. i kind of like not being able to be reached, especially when it's incredibly neccesary. i spent the entire day painting my living room, buying groceries and ended it all with a wonderful medley of broccoli, ( Read more... )

so i got mugged. at gunpoint. make that two gunpoints. they took my cellphone. i don't have ANYONE'S phone number. not even my closest friends. if you haven't seen this on myspace yet, if you could reply with your phone number, i would really appreciate it. Thankyou. Good day.

so i'm in new york. my room is amazing. my house is amazing. my roomates are amazing. my neighborhood is fucking awsome. i've been here for barely 48 hours, and already everything is much better. i knew that all i needed was to be back here. no one else really understood why i felt that way. but, i brought alex down...gave him a little ( Read more... )

yup. annoyed. i drove to a liquor store near my parent's house to buy a pack of cigarettes about 15 minutes ago. went in. decided i wanted a ginger-ale. walked to the fridge, some guy runs up to me, kicks my leg out. when im on the ground i realize he's wearing a ski mask and that he's holding a really odd looking old revolver. he yells at ( Read more... )

'THIS IS FUNNY ( Read more... )

what now? that's right. i sit. but just for right now ( Read more... )

i wrote a 365 page manifesto, one day, long long ago. what i soon realized in the unlivable and monotonous aftermath is that i could have chosen any one of those pages. taken it to kinko's, and had 364 copies made of it. it wasn't like that then, but it is now. i'm at pause, waiting for someone or something to pick up the remote control and hit ( Read more... )

thursday (august 12th) is my birthday. ben greenspans birthday is the 16th i believe. so not only is there a show including "protokol" (ben, jose and danny) and "SPF alot"(doug, marrin and eric shaw), ben and i are celebrating our birthdays ( Read more... )

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