Oh. Oh. You know, when you posted the first article, I read the first sentence and decided it was another one of those sports links on my friends page I didn't really care about. Now I get it. Oh.
I like imagining this harrowing late-night conversation between you and your brother, like the ones on teevee.
"Did...did you do it, Matty?" "Nah, bro. Just...just got away from me is all." "Cuz...if you did it on purpose...you could tell me. I'm your brother." "I said I didn't do it. Now stop cheesing me off! I got enough to worry about over here! The press, the fans, and now I gotta worry about my own brother!!" "I...I'm sorry, Matty. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."
And then for good measure Gus Grissom runs into the background and yells "The capsule door blew on its own! I didn't touch a thing!"
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That's crazy. That's really really psycho crazy.
"I didn't hit anyone"???!?!?! WTF?
Somebody needs a new lawyer.
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Full page with big pictures of your brother and Offerman.
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thanks
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"none of these pictures shows any contact! deny it all!"
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"Did...did you do it, Matty?"
"Nah, bro. Just...just got away from me is all."
"Cuz...if you did it on purpose...you could tell me. I'm your brother."
"I said I didn't do it. Now stop cheesing me off! I got enough to worry about over here! The press, the fans, and now I gotta worry about my own brother!!"
"I...I'm sorry, Matty. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."
And then for good measure Gus Grissom runs into the background and yells "The capsule door blew on its own! I didn't touch a thing!"
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Are you sure that wasn't the real Tom Wolfe?
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Like I said last night, if your brother wanted to hit him, he wouldn't have thrown at is calf.
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