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[1337_h4x0r]

Mike loves me enough to be friends, AND hates me to death.
Phil has a crush on me.
Stephanie (ex) loves me SO much.
Kendall dreams of having sex with me, AND wants to marry me.

What the flippity fuck, *laugh*

Comments

[elfrosto]

Everyone knows I have a crush on you!

[napoleonkomplex]

oooh...baby?