I just had a dream, and you were in it!bottledfireFebruary 16 2008, 11:54:03 UTC
Steve and I moved to L.A.; you and Steve were chatting on AIM, so you found out and said "Hey, I live in L.A., can I come over and scare Emi?" (I guess I was supposed to be spying on the convo or something)
So you come over dressed all in black with a big bag o' something, and start sneaking around a la Splinter Cell. But I see you and we start chatting.
Steve gets bored in the other room and pops his eyeballs out, and they start rolling across the floor looking like giant red bouncy balls. He's screaming and I don't know what they are until I see the gaping sockets, so finally he gets them back in and shrugs and says "all I had to do was shake my head near the speed of light then slap myself in the back and out they come; just wanted to see what it was like."
You shake your head and ask if you can show us some place awesome. It's a whorehouse, but we don't go for the whores. Apparently, you took us there because they have really cheap massages, food and hot tubs. Then we all hung out and had a good time @_@.
A clarification: Sam is a lesbian. We have a desperation pact that we'll get married if both of us are single at age fifty. Thanks for cheering me on, but I don't think it'll do much good.
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So you come over dressed all in black with a big bag o' something, and start sneaking around a la Splinter Cell. But I see you and we start chatting.
Steve gets bored in the other room and pops his eyeballs out, and they start rolling across the floor looking like giant red bouncy balls. He's screaming and I don't know what they are until I see the gaping sockets, so finally he gets them back in and shrugs and says "all I had to do was shake my head near the speed of light then slap myself in the back and out they come; just wanted to see what it was like."
You shake your head and ask if you can show us some place awesome. It's a whorehouse, but we don't go for the whores. Apparently, you took us there because they have really cheap massages, food and hot tubs. Then we all hung out and had a good time @_@.
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