PEENDANCE
I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIENDS BRIHANA25 AND JIGGAWHA ON THE TWITTER ABOUT MISHALAND. I REMEMBERED HOW I HAD TO WRITE A PEENDANCE ONCE. THEN I FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER WHICH IS KIND OF IMPRESSIVE CONSIDERING I WROTE IT ON MY OLD COMPUTER.
IT'S ABOUT JARED AND JENSEN STEALING MISHA'S BLACKBERRY.
LOL NO ONE USES BLACKBERRIES ANYMORE, THAT'S HOW OLD THIS PEENDANCE IS.
JARED AND JENSEN WERE IN JARED'S TRAILER, HAVING A HOT GAY MAKEOUT SESSION. BUT JARED SEEMED KIND OF DISTRACTED.
“WHAT'S UP?” JENSEN ASKED. “YOU AREN'T MAKING OUT WITH YOUR USUAL FORCEFULNESS.”
“OH, I DUNNO,” SAID JARED. “I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT MISHA.”
JENSEN WASN'T SURE HE WANTED HIS BOYFRIEND THINKING ABOUT MISHA WHILE THEY WERE MAKING OUT. BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MISHA, WITH HIS LASER EYES AND FEATHERY DARK HAIR... OH WAIT, JARED WAS STILL TALKING.
“HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET LATELY? ALL THE FANGIRLS ARE LIKE, MISHA THIS! MISHA THAT! HE'S STEALING OUR FANGIRLS.”
JENSEN WAS OKAY WITH THAT. FOR SOME REASON, HE WAS ALWAYS THE ONE CRAZY FANGIRLS ATTACKED. THEY MOSTLY LEFT JARED ALONE. WELL, EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY WROTE INSANE PORN ABOUT THEM ON THE INTERNET, OF COURSE.
“MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC,” JARED MUSED. “THAT WOULD GET PEOPLES' ATTENTION.”
“NO.” SAID JENSEN.
“BUT-”
“NO.” JENSEN DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY MADE OUT IN PUBLIC. SOMETIMES HIS MOM GOOGLED HIS NAME. EEEEEUUUGGGHH. “WHY DON'T WE JUST GET OUR OWN TWITTER ACCOUNTS? THE FANGIRLS LOVE THAT SHIT.”
“I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN FOR TWITTER,” JARED SAID.
“IT'S 140 CHARACTERS, DUMBASS.”
“OOOH LOOK, A SHINY THING!” JARED PICKED UP A NICKEL THAT WAS ON THE FLOOR AND STARED AT IT.
JENSEN SIGHED. “OKAY, WHY DON'T WE JUST STEAL THE TWITTER MISHA ALREADY HAS?”
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STEALING MISHA'S BLACKBERRY WAS EASIER THAN JENSEN HAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. HE HAD BEEN SURE MISHA'S TRAILER WOULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED LIKE THAT TOMB THING IN THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST INDIANA JONES MOVIE. BUT THEY WERE NOT RUN DOWN BY ANY BOULDERS, YAY! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMBARRASSING WAY TO DIE.
MISHA HAD LEFT HIMSELF LOGGED INTO TWITTER.
JENSEN DECIDED TO START SMALL.
“I LOVE VANCOUVER SO SO MUCH. I HAVE AMAZING COWORKERS. ONE IN PARTICULAR IS AWESOME AND VERY HOT,” @MISHACOLLINS DECLARED.
“MY TURN!” SAID JARED.
“BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE AUSTRALIA,” HE WROTE NEXT.
“WHY AUSTRALIA?” JENSEN ASKED.
JARED SHRUGGED. “I LIKE AUSTRALIA. I HAVE FOND MEMORIES.”
JENSEN LOOKED AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY.
“ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND, I THINK AUSTRALIA SUCKS,” SAID @MISHACOLLINS.
TEN MINUTES LATER, THEY HAD A HUNDRED RESPONSES FROM ANGRY AUSTRALIANS.
“GIVE ME BACK THAT STUPID THING,” JARED SAID.
@MISHACOLLINS: “HAHA, NO, REALLY, I LIKE AUSTRALIA. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WHEN I WAS THERE IN THE SPRING.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “IT'S ACTUALLY MORE FUN IN VANCOUVER, THOUGH. I TOLD YOU MY COWORKER IS REALLY HOT, RIGHT?”
@MISHACOLLINS: “WELL, THIS ONE TIME? IN AUSTRALIA?”
@MISHACOLLINS: “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “AM NOT. I GET TO PRACTICALLY MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON SCREEN.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “THAT'S IN CHARACTER. I PRACTICALLY HAD SEX WITH HIM STAGE, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “STFU.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “YOU GET A WHOLE 140 CHARACTERS, YOU KNOW.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP THEN.”
“HI GUYS!”
JARED AND JENSEN LOOKED UP FROM THE BLACKBERRY THEY WERE STRUGGLING WITH TO SEE MISHA WALKING UP.
“IS THAT MY BLACKBERRY?”
“NO,” SAID JARED AND JENSEN IN UNISON.
“REALLY? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A BLACKBERRY COVERED IN MY LITTLE PONY STICKERS?” SAID MISHA DOUBTFULLY. “COME ON, BOYS, GIVE IT BACK.”
RELUCTANTLY, THEY GAVE HIM THE BLACKBERRY BACK. MISHA LOOKED AT ITS LITTLE SCREEN AND READ HIS TWITTER.
“OH, YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY. THERE'S NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M INTO POLYAMORY?”
“YOU MEAN...” SAID JARED.
“YUP!”
AND THE THREE OF THEM WENT BACK TO MISHA'S TRAILER AND HAD SUPER HOT GAY THREE-WAY SEX. IT WAS SO AWESOME THAT JENSEN CRIED LIKE A BITCH.
FIN.
IT'S ABOUT JARED AND JENSEN STEALING MISHA'S BLACKBERRY.
LOL NO ONE USES BLACKBERRIES ANYMORE, THAT'S HOW OLD THIS PEENDANCE IS.
JARED AND JENSEN WERE IN JARED'S TRAILER, HAVING A HOT GAY MAKEOUT SESSION. BUT JARED SEEMED KIND OF DISTRACTED.
“WHAT'S UP?” JENSEN ASKED. “YOU AREN'T MAKING OUT WITH YOUR USUAL FORCEFULNESS.”
“OH, I DUNNO,” SAID JARED. “I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT MISHA.”
JENSEN WASN'T SURE HE WANTED HIS BOYFRIEND THINKING ABOUT MISHA WHILE THEY WERE MAKING OUT. BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MISHA, WITH HIS LASER EYES AND FEATHERY DARK HAIR... OH WAIT, JARED WAS STILL TALKING.
“HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET LATELY? ALL THE FANGIRLS ARE LIKE, MISHA THIS! MISHA THAT! HE'S STEALING OUR FANGIRLS.”
JENSEN WAS OKAY WITH THAT. FOR SOME REASON, HE WAS ALWAYS THE ONE CRAZY FANGIRLS ATTACKED. THEY MOSTLY LEFT JARED ALONE. WELL, EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY WROTE INSANE PORN ABOUT THEM ON THE INTERNET, OF COURSE.
“MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC,” JARED MUSED. “THAT WOULD GET PEOPLES' ATTENTION.”
“NO.” SAID JENSEN.
“BUT-”
“NO.” JENSEN DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY MADE OUT IN PUBLIC. SOMETIMES HIS MOM GOOGLED HIS NAME. EEEEEUUUGGGHH. “WHY DON'T WE JUST GET OUR OWN TWITTER ACCOUNTS? THE FANGIRLS LOVE THAT SHIT.”
“I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN FOR TWITTER,” JARED SAID.
“IT'S 140 CHARACTERS, DUMBASS.”
“OOOH LOOK, A SHINY THING!” JARED PICKED UP A NICKEL THAT WAS ON THE FLOOR AND STARED AT IT.
JENSEN SIGHED. “OKAY, WHY DON'T WE JUST STEAL THE TWITTER MISHA ALREADY HAS?”
::
STEALING MISHA'S BLACKBERRY WAS EASIER THAN JENSEN HAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. HE HAD BEEN SURE MISHA'S TRAILER WOULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED LIKE THAT TOMB THING IN THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST INDIANA JONES MOVIE. BUT THEY WERE NOT RUN DOWN BY ANY BOULDERS, YAY! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMBARRASSING WAY TO DIE.
MISHA HAD LEFT HIMSELF LOGGED INTO TWITTER.
JENSEN DECIDED TO START SMALL.
“I LOVE VANCOUVER SO SO MUCH. I HAVE AMAZING COWORKERS. ONE IN PARTICULAR IS AWESOME AND VERY HOT,” @MISHACOLLINS DECLARED.
“MY TURN!” SAID JARED.
“BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE AUSTRALIA,” HE WROTE NEXT.
“WHY AUSTRALIA?” JENSEN ASKED.
JARED SHRUGGED. “I LIKE AUSTRALIA. I HAVE FOND MEMORIES.”
JENSEN LOOKED AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY.
“ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND, I THINK AUSTRALIA SUCKS,” SAID @MISHACOLLINS.
TEN MINUTES LATER, THEY HAD A HUNDRED RESPONSES FROM ANGRY AUSTRALIANS.
“GIVE ME BACK THAT STUPID THING,” JARED SAID.
@MISHACOLLINS: “HAHA, NO, REALLY, I LIKE AUSTRALIA. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WHEN I WAS THERE IN THE SPRING.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “IT'S ACTUALLY MORE FUN IN VANCOUVER, THOUGH. I TOLD YOU MY COWORKER IS REALLY HOT, RIGHT?”
@MISHACOLLINS: “WELL, THIS ONE TIME? IN AUSTRALIA?”
@MISHACOLLINS: “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “AM NOT. I GET TO PRACTICALLY MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON SCREEN.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “THAT'S IN CHARACTER. I PRACTICALLY HAD SEX WITH HIM STAGE, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “STFU.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “YOU GET A WHOLE 140 CHARACTERS, YOU KNOW.”
@MISHACOLLINS: “SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP THEN.”
“HI GUYS!”
JARED AND JENSEN LOOKED UP FROM THE BLACKBERRY THEY WERE STRUGGLING WITH TO SEE MISHA WALKING UP.
“IS THAT MY BLACKBERRY?”
“NO,” SAID JARED AND JENSEN IN UNISON.
“REALLY? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A BLACKBERRY COVERED IN MY LITTLE PONY STICKERS?” SAID MISHA DOUBTFULLY. “COME ON, BOYS, GIVE IT BACK.”
RELUCTANTLY, THEY GAVE HIM THE BLACKBERRY BACK. MISHA LOOKED AT ITS LITTLE SCREEN AND READ HIS TWITTER.
“OH, YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY. THERE'S NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M INTO POLYAMORY?”
“YOU MEAN...” SAID JARED.
“YUP!”
AND THE THREE OF THEM WENT BACK TO MISHA'S TRAILER AND HAD SUPER HOT GAY THREE-WAY SEX. IT WAS SO AWESOME THAT JENSEN CRIED LIKE A BITCH.
FIN.