a poor girl named Mandy
reese@ireland.com 2:34 pm
[[[ this is gonna sound so scary but i saw this prompt about Kirk and Spock being married, having a child or two, and being crazy pageant parents --- i so wanna do it for the crack!!! ]]]
miriamnee 2:35 pm
it is kirk/mccoy but there is like no sex
do it!!!
reese@ireland.com 2:37 pm
ok i'm starting to read that story
and it's .... *wibble* scaring me
miriamnee 2:38 pm
it is SCARY AWESOME
reese@ireland.com 2:38 pm
by the way
re pageant parents K/S
do you know much about pageants
i mean I imagine that IF they had a two kids
or even just the one
miriamnee 2:38 pm
a bit... based off of movie consumption
reese@ireland.com 2:38 pm
it'd be a mix of pageants and spelling bees
their kid would be a genius
is there pageants for boys?
miriamnee 2:39 pm
oh god.... ummmm, not so much that i know of
miriamnee 2:39 pm
if i wrote it it would be evil.... not crack but EVIL cause pageant parents are EVIL
so are those rabid spelling bee/football types
YOU HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH LET ME LIVE MY CHILDHOOD THROUGH YOU
>is ashamed of caps
could be cutsy though, what with the kirk/spock interactions watching there little pride and joy
miriamnee 2:41 pm
actually it could be awesome if their kid WASN'T the best but like crazy parents they just didn't see it
and just thought every one else was jealous and refusing to see the awesome of their offspring
cause obviously little whoever was perfect in every way
>feels less rabid
reese@ireland.com 2:43 pm
awww
that's serious though
human frailty
the illusion of family
lack of healthy emotional boundaries
how about this
to make it crack their kid has to be fully into it
reese@ireland.com 2:44 pm
Spock's attitude is - when I was a child I had to attend five hundred million competitions
And i bet he did it too - to show off and be BAMF in a way that vulcans would understand
so their kid is into it
and Kirk is just being supportive, and maybe a little over supportive
*sigh*
it's complicated isn't it - i mean it's CRACK but it could so easily be serious stuff
miriamnee 2:45 pm
did i just talk you out of crack?
i'm sorry
reese@ireland.com 2:45 pm
lol
miriamnee 2:45 pm
it's a button for me
reese@ireland.com 2:45 pm
NAH nah you made it clearer to me
miriamnee 2:46 pm
oh... okay then... i still think it would be funny if their kid sucked at it though
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
yeah but how about this - beauty pageants their kid would totally and utterly suck at
miriamnee 2:46 pm
and knew but wasn't upset just rolling thier eyes and going with it
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
despite Kirk being all - BUT SHE'S SO CUTE
cos come on, their kid
still vulcan-ish
bad bad badddddd socialization - for humans at least
miriamnee 2:46 pm
and then in the end the kid is BAMF at the spelling b
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
yup
and stuff like that
and Kirk would be all - well i'm proud but DUDE WHERE ARE THE SHINY PRETTY DRESSES
miriamnee 2:47 pm
and kirks all.... well i'm gonna go be super mom for that instead
come on just wear something with glitter
please? for me??
miriamnee 2:48 pm
could start with the kid comming to break it to kirk that she's not going to do the next competition
reese@ireland.com 2:48 pm
it'll be totally hilarious if their kid won every single spelling, trivia, whatever competition there is - on VULCAN and offworld
but then when she goes to a beauty pageant, or those little - cute kids - pageants or whatever
she like FAILS
and the Orions ban her from their competitions
miriamnee 2:49 pm
but kirk thinks she is the most beautiful and tells her that the judges are just jealous
reese@ireland.com 2:49 pm
because she terrorizes and raises the intelligence of their contestants uncessarily
miriamnee 2:49 pm
can't have some one that beautiful wrecking the curve or whatever
and she shares a look with spock
and he's all... there's no reasoning with kirk
reese@ireland.com 2:50 pm
ok I NEED A NAME FOR THIS SHINING BUNDLE OF JOY
miriamnee 2:50 pm
could have a little serious in which she lists her #faults# and kirk is all... what, that's the most beautiful thing about you... group family hug
okay
names again huh??
reese@ireland.com 2:50 pm
i will do cute how about that
like Mommy I caught a Vulcan cute
miriamnee 2:51 pm
ummmm..... okay THAT is adorable
okay... name.... how about the most complicated word for either beauty or competition there is
with dashes between letter
s
like you're spelling it out
reese@ireland.com 2:52 pm
we could call her Esther, or Stella? I don't know why but ...i feel like her name should be Star or something related
reese@ireland.com 2:52 pm
or we could just go the old route
and name her Amanda
which of course Kirk would never say
he's always be Mandy, mandy, mandy
miriamnee 2:53 pm
aurgae? aridanni? aren't those the names of our closes stars
eridani
sorry
miriamnee 2:55 pm
oh GOD never put a mandy in a fic... please, not if you want me to read it
i have a *quite rational* hatred of that word
reese@ireland.com 2:55 pm
lol
miriamnee 2:55 pm
amanda is fine or manda or manders or mandalyn
or mandarin
reese@ireland.com 2:55 pm
MANDARIN
lol
miriamnee 2:55 pm
or amy
miriamnee 2:57 pm
'shine the brightest'
'second star on the left' - heh
'all that glitters'
reese@ireland.com 2:58 pm
lol
don't worry about the title for now
just the girl's name
anyway
you go to bed
i'll pay with it
PLAY
with it
and then get back to you
miriamnee 2:58 pm
p-u-l-c-h-r-i-t-u-d-e
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
O________O
is that a word she's meant to spell
miriamnee 2:59 pm
that should be the name
miriamnee 2:59 pm
it means beauty
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
Pulchritude - HER NAME??? no you mean the comp right?
miriamnee 2:59 pm
cause it would be about her beauty in her fathers eyes
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
oh the title
right
sorry tryign to name 3 diff things gets confusing
miriamnee 3:00 pm
uh, yes, sorry
reese@ireland.com 3:00 pm
how about Zoe for the girl?
do you hate zoe?
it means life
miriamnee 3:00 pm
seriously i love that as the title, zoe is wonderful
and a nod to their still close relationship with uhura
it could be nichelle
but zoe is good
reese@ireland.com 3:01 pm
nah I think Zoe... Zoe with Amanda as second name?
reese@ireland.com 3:01 pm
cos Kirks do like their second names
miriamnee 3:02 pm
on pulchritude ... it especially means physical beauty... you are more then just your pulchritude sweetie... and then every one looking at kirk like WTF where did that 10 dollar word come from and he's all 'what? i read' also i help her study for all those bees
reese@ireland.com 3:02 pm
LOL
OMGOSH THAT SCENE YOU JUST DESCRIBED
> am not afraid of caps lol
miriamnee 3:02 pm
on girls name.... sounds good to me
>ashamed not afraid damn it ASHAMED OF CAPS
but don't be ashamed
miriamnee 3:03 pm
some things just require online screaming
and then he ruins the wonderful moment by saying that a little glitter is always nice
a nice tough
touch
okay
bed to save you from typos
reese@ireland.com 3:05 pm
ok and I've decided that Kirk will absolutely HATE anyone who attempts to call her Mandy
[[[ this is gonna sound so scary but i saw this prompt about Kirk and Spock being married, having a child or two, and being crazy pageant parents --- i so wanna do it for the crack!!! ]]]
miriamnee 2:35 pm
it is kirk/mccoy but there is like no sex
do it!!!
reese@ireland.com 2:37 pm
ok i'm starting to read that story
and it's .... *wibble* scaring me
miriamnee 2:38 pm
it is SCARY AWESOME
reese@ireland.com 2:38 pm
by the way
re pageant parents K/S
do you know much about pageants
i mean I imagine that IF they had a two kids
or even just the one
miriamnee 2:38 pm
a bit... based off of movie consumption
reese@ireland.com 2:38 pm
it'd be a mix of pageants and spelling bees
their kid would be a genius
is there pageants for boys?
miriamnee 2:39 pm
oh god.... ummmm, not so much that i know of
miriamnee 2:39 pm
if i wrote it it would be evil.... not crack but EVIL cause pageant parents are EVIL
so are those rabid spelling bee/football types
YOU HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH LET ME LIVE MY CHILDHOOD THROUGH YOU
>is ashamed of caps
could be cutsy though, what with the kirk/spock interactions watching there little pride and joy
miriamnee 2:41 pm
actually it could be awesome if their kid WASN'T the best but like crazy parents they just didn't see it
and just thought every one else was jealous and refusing to see the awesome of their offspring
cause obviously little whoever was perfect in every way
>feels less rabid
reese@ireland.com 2:43 pm
awww
that's serious though
human frailty
the illusion of family
lack of healthy emotional boundaries
how about this
to make it crack their kid has to be fully into it
reese@ireland.com 2:44 pm
Spock's attitude is - when I was a child I had to attend five hundred million competitions
And i bet he did it too - to show off and be BAMF in a way that vulcans would understand
so their kid is into it
and Kirk is just being supportive, and maybe a little over supportive
*sigh*
it's complicated isn't it - i mean it's CRACK but it could so easily be serious stuff
miriamnee 2:45 pm
did i just talk you out of crack?
i'm sorry
reese@ireland.com 2:45 pm
lol
miriamnee 2:45 pm
it's a button for me
reese@ireland.com 2:45 pm
NAH nah you made it clearer to me
miriamnee 2:46 pm
oh... okay then... i still think it would be funny if their kid sucked at it though
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
yeah but how about this - beauty pageants their kid would totally and utterly suck at
miriamnee 2:46 pm
and knew but wasn't upset just rolling thier eyes and going with it
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
despite Kirk being all - BUT SHE'S SO CUTE
cos come on, their kid
still vulcan-ish
bad bad badddddd socialization - for humans at least
miriamnee 2:46 pm
and then in the end the kid is BAMF at the spelling b
reese@ireland.com 2:46 pm
yup
and stuff like that
and Kirk would be all - well i'm proud but DUDE WHERE ARE THE SHINY PRETTY DRESSES
miriamnee 2:47 pm
and kirks all.... well i'm gonna go be super mom for that instead
come on just wear something with glitter
please? for me??
miriamnee 2:48 pm
could start with the kid comming to break it to kirk that she's not going to do the next competition
reese@ireland.com 2:48 pm
it'll be totally hilarious if their kid won every single spelling, trivia, whatever competition there is - on VULCAN and offworld
but then when she goes to a beauty pageant, or those little - cute kids - pageants or whatever
she like FAILS
and the Orions ban her from their competitions
miriamnee 2:49 pm
but kirk thinks she is the most beautiful and tells her that the judges are just jealous
reese@ireland.com 2:49 pm
because she terrorizes and raises the intelligence of their contestants uncessarily
miriamnee 2:49 pm
can't have some one that beautiful wrecking the curve or whatever
and she shares a look with spock
and he's all... there's no reasoning with kirk
reese@ireland.com 2:50 pm
ok I NEED A NAME FOR THIS SHINING BUNDLE OF JOY
miriamnee 2:50 pm
could have a little serious in which she lists her #faults# and kirk is all... what, that's the most beautiful thing about you... group family hug
okay
names again huh??
reese@ireland.com 2:50 pm
i will do cute how about that
like Mommy I caught a Vulcan cute
miriamnee 2:51 pm
ummmm..... okay THAT is adorable
okay... name.... how about the most complicated word for either beauty or competition there is
with dashes between letter
s
like you're spelling it out
reese@ireland.com 2:52 pm
we could call her Esther, or Stella? I don't know why but ...i feel like her name should be Star or something related
reese@ireland.com 2:52 pm
or we could just go the old route
and name her Amanda
which of course Kirk would never say
he's always be Mandy, mandy, mandy
miriamnee 2:53 pm
aurgae? aridanni? aren't those the names of our closes stars
eridani
sorry
miriamnee 2:55 pm
oh GOD never put a mandy in a fic... please, not if you want me to read it
i have a *quite rational* hatred of that word
reese@ireland.com 2:55 pm
lol
miriamnee 2:55 pm
amanda is fine or manda or manders or mandalyn
or mandarin
reese@ireland.com 2:55 pm
MANDARIN
lol
miriamnee 2:55 pm
or amy
miriamnee 2:57 pm
'shine the brightest'
'second star on the left' - heh
'all that glitters'
reese@ireland.com 2:58 pm
lol
don't worry about the title for now
just the girl's name
anyway
you go to bed
i'll pay with it
PLAY
with it
and then get back to you
miriamnee 2:58 pm
p-u-l-c-h-r-i-t-u-d-e
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
O________O
is that a word she's meant to spell
miriamnee 2:59 pm
that should be the name
miriamnee 2:59 pm
it means beauty
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
Pulchritude - HER NAME??? no you mean the comp right?
miriamnee 2:59 pm
cause it would be about her beauty in her fathers eyes
reese@ireland.com 2:59 pm
oh the title
right
sorry tryign to name 3 diff things gets confusing
miriamnee 3:00 pm
uh, yes, sorry
reese@ireland.com 3:00 pm
how about Zoe for the girl?
do you hate zoe?
it means life
miriamnee 3:00 pm
seriously i love that as the title, zoe is wonderful
and a nod to their still close relationship with uhura
it could be nichelle
but zoe is good
reese@ireland.com 3:01 pm
nah I think Zoe... Zoe with Amanda as second name?
reese@ireland.com 3:01 pm
cos Kirks do like their second names
miriamnee 3:02 pm
on pulchritude ... it especially means physical beauty... you are more then just your pulchritude sweetie... and then every one looking at kirk like WTF where did that 10 dollar word come from and he's all 'what? i read' also i help her study for all those bees
reese@ireland.com 3:02 pm
LOL
OMGOSH THAT SCENE YOU JUST DESCRIBED
> am not afraid of caps lol
miriamnee 3:02 pm
on girls name.... sounds good to me
>ashamed not afraid damn it ASHAMED OF CAPS
but don't be ashamed
miriamnee 3:03 pm
some things just require online screaming
and then he ruins the wonderful moment by saying that a little glitter is always nice
a nice tough
touch
okay
bed to save you from typos
reese@ireland.com 3:05 pm
ok and I've decided that Kirk will absolutely HATE anyone who attempts to call her Mandy