Happy birthday Mr. President...or Sam Shelor
Technically your bday was yesterday, but whatever

Yay I don't want to update about anything else.

. Woo .

Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic


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Sup biatches? I just got in from an enthralling round of Bingo at the Dunlap farhouse. Believe it or not, it was Sam Shelor's idea. So Samantha and I went and none of us won shit. We just lost $13 to play and whatever the hell we paid for some much needed grub ( Read more... )

Behold! I am Spanish royalty!
Ok, so not royalty...BUT I did find out some cool family factoids tonight...yeah I said family factoids.

Just to remind you, I'm half Spanish..not Mexican. My dad is completely Spanish as are his parents and so on.  My real g-dad's last name was Almarez and even though he ran out on my dad and g-ma, we still ended up ( Read more... )

Yay snow ( Read more... )

I officially hate every single cock ass in art 2. May they burn in hell. The feeling is mutual, by the way, and I am glad ( Read more... )

Well, good news. I've recovered from yesterday ( Read more... )

I hope you all enjoy this story.  At least that way, something good will come of it.

This morning, on the day of Valentine, I made a card.  Said card was intended to brighten someone's day.  After all, it is Valentine's Day.  Suicide undoubtedly occurs all around the globe on this sorry excuse for a holiday every year.  This "someone" I speak of ( Read more... )

(00:31:52) Desdemona Stinkypants: we can be anything we want
(00:31:57) Desdemona Stinkypants: including dinosaurs
(00:32:12) Fat Shelor: including, but not limited to, dinosaurs
(00:32:17) Desdemona Stinkypants: indeed
(00:32:26) Fat Shelor: said in the old man jurassic park voice

Todaaay Samantha woke me up from a ridiculously deep sleep caused by belligerent amounts of marijuana.

I took her home so she could go to work, came back, showered, left again to go to Subway where I will quite possibly be getting a job.  One can only hope...if one is unemployed and poor.  If I get said job, I would appreciate it if friends that I' ( Read more... )