Comments | 13palindrome31: this is just not working.

13palindrome31

this is just not working.

Apr 05, 2008 17:37

Because of this thing with the lawyers starting up again it's becoming pretty clear that I really need a new therapist. House gave me back the valium as long as I swore not to take more than one at work. I took three last night because I thought there was a burglar outside (it turned out that wasn't a burglar, it was actually Angie and Wilson ( Read more... )

i need a new therapist, i need a new brain, i need new drugs

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niles_crane April 6 2008, 01:20:20 UTC

Er, hello, I see you're looking for a new therapist? I'm Dr Niles Crane, I'm the new psychiatrist. We can make an appointment whenever you like and we can work out whatever's troubling you.

13palindrome31 April 6 2008, 03:13:50 UTC

Oh! Hi. I forget that other people read this, aside from House who seems to do so just to taunt me, and Hawkeye ... well, I suppose he's a friend.
How strange.
Anyway, hello. I'm ... uh, Thirteen - and I'm uh - I have some issues. Pretty bad ones. OCD/agoraphobia mostly. And I fired my last therapist because she thought I was lying and really she was kind of horrible as far as therapists went anyway, so anyway ...
I really need a therapist. Because I - I can't keep unplugging the oven every time I leave the house and the locking the door thing repetitively is just NO.

niles_crane April 6 2008, 03:24:52 UTC

Okay, Thirteen; we can deal with these problems but it will be difficult. I need to know that you will commit, and judging by your wording I think you will.

Just tell me when is best for you and we can make the appointment. If it's very difficult for you to leave the house, I suppose I could make a house call; I must make the experience as comfortable for you as possible.

13palindrome31 April 6 2008, 03:49:47 UTC

Ummmmmm.
Yes.
A house call would be good.
Um.
I have to clean the place first.
But yes, yes. House call. Um. Yes.
uh, thank you.

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bfpierce April 6 2008, 04:57:59 UTC

Don't worry about it. I was pretty entertained by the story about your neighbors dog and the mustard.

13palindrome31 April 6 2008, 17:44:54 UTC

Oh no.

I am so, so sorry ... I - um. Actually it was peanut butter - I don't know what possessed me to say it was mustard - and yeah, the dog was the reason they got divorced ... um. After he caught her fooling around in the basement with the dog - especially since she was caught with peanut butter all over her crotch in front of all of their friends ... yeah, it was kind of awkward for them after that, socially.

bfpierce April 6 2008, 18:43:28 UTC

I'm tempted to make some sort of joke about army brass, peanut butter and a dog. But somehow it's just not coming out right.