TWELFTH ☆ SCORE

[1776ftw]

[The SFC is set on as it's set on the bathroom countertop. A sleepy looking Red coming onto the screen. He hasn't noticed himself in the mirror yet, rubbing his eyes before he looks in the mirror and grins brightly.]

Oh, hey Red! What're you doing--

[A pause and he looks behind him. No Red

Comments

[annoyingjerk]

[Just. Laughter.

This is so much more amusing when it's not him.]

My, looks like someone just woke up~

[Just be glad he doesn't actually know who this is, because otherwise it'd be even funnier.]

2/3

[burgersnotpocky]

3/3

[burgersnotpocky]

Oh.

[He looks like he's going to cry. His whole body just seems to... deflate.]

[annoyingjerk]

[... Why is he actually feeling a little bad? This place is making him go soft, honestly.]

Geez, you're sensitive.

[burgersnotpocky]

[Wiping some tears here.]

I-I'm not... I just...

If people are ashamed to be an American then I am not doing my job right. These people are who give me life and I want them to be happy and to live freely but if they're ashamed of it... Ashamed of me... I'm a failure. A failure as a country and a failure as a person.

[annoyingjerk]

Spare me your sob story. Do you always take what others say so seriously? Honestly...

[burgersnotpocky]

Why shouldn't I? Unless you're Russia, I don't really have much reason to doubt your words.

[annoyingjerk]

[...]

You're a real idiot, aren't you.

[burgersnotpocky]

People call me that a lot but I'll tell ya secret.

You can't really be one of the most advanced countries in the world if you were an idiot.

[annoyingjerk]

... Yeah, sure. I still don't know how much I believe of your whole 'I'm a country~' story.

[burgersnotpocky]

You don't have to, I know the truth and I'm okay with that.

[annoyingjerk]

Che. Whatever.