002 | o canada - 50% droning

[1800deadpoo]

[So Deadpool's been struck with 50% droning, which would be enough to drive most people insane...unless, of course, you're someone who's already more than used to talking to the voices inside his head that no one else can see. YEAH BET YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS NOW HUH]

Whoa, there sure is a lot of partyin' going on today! Not that I'm against celebratin

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phone; also at 50%

[welljustwatchme]

It's okay, no one ever remembers Canada Day.

[1800deadpoo]

That's what my 1000 pancakes are for. Gonna plaster them all over people's houses!

[That's not very patriotic at all!]

Shut up, gray boxes, you're a wuss and no one cares what you think!

[welljustwatchme]

That's not very patriotic of... you?

[She's suddenly confused. Does that mean she's disappointed that the apparent Canadian delegation is going to waste pancakes like that or that it's rude to put pancakes all over their upstanding little American town.]

Also, boxes?

[1800deadpoo]

[See, the lady agrees!]

I told you to go away! And it wouldn't be if I was American. Which I'm totally not, no matter what the boxes say. Got maple syrup running through these veins!

And yeah, these annoying boxes that won't stop telling me lies and slander. Too bad for them I'm not fallin' for it!

[Phone]

[shoeofbaileys]

The hell you talking about crazy? Who all give a damn about Canada?

[1800deadpoo]

[Completely seriously]

Winners do. And anyone who wants to survive after the great Maple Leaf uprising - oh shoot, I gave it away!

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't get what you're saying. All ought to talk sense when you talking to Old Gregg, yes sir.

[1800deadpoo]

[Boy, are you barking up the wrong crazy tree with that one.]

Hey, I always make sense! It's the world that doesn't! Maybe you should try harder to broaden your mind, huh? Huh?