003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

[1800deadpoo]

[So for anyone up early this lovely Sunday morning, you may be noticing that some of the drones walking around seem...a little stranger than usual. They're rotting, for one. And shambling. And hungry for flesh.

An explanation for this sudden change in behavior? What is this, DC? We don't need no stinkin' explanations! Instead, have this not

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[walking_nuke]

... You're shittin' me.

[That sound you hear is Balin walking over to look out the window.]

Aw for fuck's SAKE!

[He mad at you, bro. He mad at you fo' days.]

[1800deadpoo]

In my defense...

...wait, what the hell am I talkin' about? None of this was my fault!

[walking_nuke]

Yeah, like hell it is. Who else is gonna have a zombie head of you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're sayin' it's that which caused'is shit-how-how'a hell did you even get somethin' like'at?!

[Meanwhile, he's busy stuffing a fresh clip into his sidearm. And stuffing some more shells into his shotgun.]

[1800deadpoo]

Look, it's not like I set him loose knowing this would happen, all right? Town decided to send me back a head of myself infected with the zombie virus for some reason, and on top of that stuck him in a cardboard box he could easily chew his way out of.

...I mean, granted, zombies are pretty goddamn cool, so I might have done it anyway, but I didn't!

[walking_nuke]

Yeah, okay, whatever. Fuck this town. Fuck this town so much.

Okay. Ahright. You just said somethin' about it bein' some kinda virus. So this ain't like dealin' with'a fuckin' Machina. No control chip to rip outta'a brain stem. Fuck. Got it.

I'm gonna assume since it's your head you got back, you've encountered'is shit before somehow. What works? Shooting 'em in'a head?

[1800deadpoo]

Yeah, I got no idea what you're talking about, that sounds more like something up Cable's alley.

And like I said, different universes, crossover continuity, but destroying the brain oughta work. Hopefully, none of the zombies here have superpowers.

[walking_nuke]

Okay, so destruction of the-

-wait.

Superpowers? They had superpowers?!