seek and destroy just came on the radio

rob knows what im fucking talking about

as my dad is filling a cup of water from the fridge dispenser

'sean, look. its like the refrigerator is peeing'

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thank god for nights with alice cooper sometimes

edit: i dont know what the fuck i was talking about

never drinking with ice fishermen again

i was just sitting in the bathtub reading calvin and hobbes and i remembered when i was a little kid and i found a strip i found particularly amusing, i would read it out loud to my parents. instead of showing them i would describe the imagery in great detail. this would wake a good minute or two for a three panel strip ( Read more... )

7am
alarm goes off. i reset alarm to 7:45
wake up at 8:30 cause alarm didnt go off
rushed to 9am class. i get there and its 8am
i set my clock 45 minutes ahead, not my alarm
fell asleep on couch at school and wake up at 9:45

4 large americanos later and i am on the ball

but i got this in the mail last night


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