Dating Service Results

[1926bentley]

After much deliberation (i.e. -- writing up slips of paper, and randomly picking pairings out of a hat), I've come up with this list

Comments

[prof_ssnape]

.... Absolutely not.

[_mommas_boy]

I--I'm to-- *slight, disarming smile* your... mother, is she?

[prof_ssnape]

Yes.

[greenliekwoah]

*lowers his voice with a suspicious look* ......How big? ...I mean...

[third_call]

*resists urge to destroy typist for icon use*

How big's what, exactly?

[greenliekwoah]

...*looks her up and down with a hint of approval* ...*is rather rilly gleeful, but is just desperate enough not to squee* The -- the measure of your worth, I mean.

[_l_malfoy]

*why yes, this would be happy!Lucius*

... Interesting.

[red_war]

*eyes him*

Just warning you ahead of time that I'm not the roses and candlelight dinner type of girl, sugar.

[_l_malfoy]

*smirks* That much is evident.

*insinuatingly* What can I do for you instead?

[red_war]

Oh, I don't know...

Killing a few people might be a nice start. *not kidding, really* If that's not possible, then be a dear and get me a drink? We'll start there.

[go_the_spoils]

*blinks a bit* Well, all right, then.

[silent_unc]

*friendly nod*

[blood_guts_gore]

*eyes Titania and grins* Mmmmm. She's sparkly.