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Mar 31, 2005 22:21

Crowley's Not-So Secret Evil Plans For Mass Aggravation--

1- Find an Eponine to stalk Marius. (Going brilliantly so far!)

2- Keep mentioning Ron to Hermione and vice versa. A slight paranoia is always unhealthy.
(Will not work anymore. :( )

3- Find out where Draco and Hamlet have gone. It's a pity they disappeared. They caused such a ruckus in the community while they were here!

4- Spike some drinks - people are so amusing when drunk, and more apt to do embarassing things.

5- Figure out what the angst between Marius and Courfeyrac is all about, and continue it. Or else convince them to kiss and make out up, which would cause Cosette problems. Love triangle ... square!

6- Tease the faint of heart. (Sadly lacking in this community - Who is there to tempt?!)

8- Keep abussing grammer nd speeling!!;.&!

9- Lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins together in a small room for hours, while blasting Britney Spears' "music". Proceed to watch the tension level soar.

10- Turn my typist into an insomniac. Type, slave! >:D
(Done.)

11- Convince typist to get another sock puppet, most likely one that will cause more confusion and frustration.
(And done!)

12- TO BE CONTINUED!
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