(_) never have been drunk ( Read more... )

Sooooo yeah, im at jose's. we went to dennys. ate alot. now hes passed out and im full as fuck and i think im gonna pass out any second ( Read more... )

SOOOOOO mOJO'S operation went fine...she was so out of it..it was hilarious. She kept touching my face saying ''YOUR MY ANGEL! YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL! OHHHHHH MERRISSSSSSSAAAA..'' if you know my mom, that will be funny to you. if you dont, then..Um, yeah ( Read more... )

My mom went to the hospital this morning at 6..I know everythings gonna go fine, so im not nervous. Theres always that ''what if....'' But hey man, shes in good hands. Im sure everything is going fine. My granpa is waiting there until shes done, which will be around 11 or so..I cant go til after my dentist appt. though...which is at 130...So by the ( Read more... )

Emilie and I are having a fabulous time together! Im so glad shes here..i missed her ( Read more... )

I LOST MY SENSE ( Read more... )

well man...all i have to say about this weekend is..

SALINAS IS FUCKING LAME.
PRUNDALE KIDS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD
SLEEPING WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HER BOYFRIEND IS STRANGE
PEEING IN BUSHES AT JEWISH TEMPLES IS PRETTY FUNNY
SLEEPING ALL DAY IS AWESOME
GOOD OLD DAYS IS A GOOD OLD WASTE OF TIME

AND...

Emilie my love is here, and she is more gorgeous then

YEAH SO WOOPTY-FUCKIN DOO IM GETTING SICK ( Read more... )

-.F I R S T.T H I N G S.F I R S T ( Read more... )

The most interesting part of my day was walking in on a girl giving her boyfriend head in the Starbucks bathroom. It was probably the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life.