Case #35: Video

[19centconstable]

[Now back to your regularly scheduled George. Who is looking slightly wary

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[aboutpower]

[George, you are adorable. Have a smirking Buffy.] No bears. Promise. There was a flood. ..Someone else was here instead of you.

[19centconstable]

But perhaps they were a bear in sheep's clothing.

...Although sheep don't wear clothing...

[aboutpower]

[...] Considering I got into a fight with a couple of the non-barge-people.. I can safely say they weren't secretly bears.

[19centconstable]

Were they little girls then? Bad ones, I mean. The sort you'd fight.

[officerrenaldi]

...I think your grandmother was here.

[That old lady was your grandmother right George? right?]

[19centconstable]

She was? Which one?

[officerrenaldi]

Some old fat lady who looked really familiar. [frown]

[19centconstable]

All grannys do look a bit alike.

[expectremorse]

[Hoffman lips on his camera to reveal A Spartan Helmet. Full on, probably several hundred years old.]

if you can figure it out pal, I'm sure as all ears.

[19centconstable]

Oh my goodness, Detective, please tell me you haven't turned into a helmet.

[expectremorse]

[The camera turns away to show Hoffman] No. Just this thing. And I woke up feeling like I had a five alarm hangover.

[he pauses, then, in a voice deadly serious] George, I wasn't drinking was I?

[19centconstable]

I have no memory of you drinking. But I have no memory at all, really, as I've said.

[thinkb4ublink]

You're making it up. An' Goldilocks wasn't there, it was Queen Victoria.

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[19centconstable]

Oh.

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[19centconstable]

...

[Sorry, this George has fainted.]

Spam

[thinkb4ublink]

I don't have bleedin' smelling salts. [He's going to find you, George. Hope your door isn't locked.]

[thebestnose]

There was a Queen.

She didn't look like a queen.

[19centconstable]

Mr. Slater has said it was Her Majesty.

[thebestnose]

Who? She said she was a queen.

[19centconstable]

Precisely.