Comments | 19centconstable: Case #38 Video

19centconstable

Case #38 Video

Dec 31, 2011 00:37

[George is eating an orange. And so can you!He's also thirty-one again. Yes, George is thirty-one. I know ( Read more... )

you kids today with your..., indoor plumbing is the shi-...

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batmanschmatman December 31 2011, 05:54:47 UTC

So, how did you become a cop, if you don't mind me asking?

19centconstable December 31 2011, 05:58:34 UTC

Well. I had heard the constabulary was taking lads on, and that the pay was good, so I...did.

batmanschmatman December 31 2011, 05:59:09 UTC

Fair enough.

19centconstable December 31 2011, 06:05:35 UTC

I did have to exaggerate my equestrian prowess. Slightly.

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creatingalegacy December 31 2011, 06:55:26 UTC

Modern children are being fed a lie. They join the force hoping to do good and become fuckin' monsters in the process.

19centconstable December 31 2011, 16:53:59 UTC

I don't...think that's true...

[Private] expectremorse December 31 2011, 16:19:01 UTC

[Hoffman has been...hiding. All kinds of hiding. He clears his throat]

...For the record, I didn't real start wanting to be a cop until I was six.

[after his father went crazy.]

Re: [Private] 19centconstable December 31 2011, 16:56:15 UTC

That isn't very old at all.

Re: [Private] expectremorse December 31 2011, 17:12:12 UTC

Well it was after...After my mother. [harrumph. Adult noises. Harrumph.]

Also, we need to talk.

[The world switches to video and Hoffman pans it over to see a rather extensive hamster habitat. Setting it down in front him, he holds up a purple plastic ball.

Inside is something small and furry scrambling at it]

...What's this?

Re: [Private] 19centconstable December 31 2011, 20:28:33 UTC

[George looks pleased with himself.]

A pet!

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