Case #7: Video

[19centconstable]

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is

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[gotgreenmagic]

Put a shirt on.

[19centconstable]

Ooooh, frosty.

[This is a compliment.]

[worstsongever]

[What. Stare. What happened.] I thought your name was George: the Canadian Constable.

[19centconstable]

It's not, but I'm not against a little role play. Who doesn't like a uniform, right?

[worstsongever]

Uh. Right.

Do you have a twin brother?

[19centconstable]

Oh, babe, you are not the first chick to ever ask. And I hate to disappoint, because Brett Babcock is not in the business of disappointing beautiful women, but: no.

[batmanschmatman]

Uh. What happened to your clothes?

[19centconstable]

Nothing, why?

[batmanschmatman]

Uh, because you're not wearing any? That's totally queer.

[19centconstable]

Not without a banana.

[Brett should. Not be allowed to speak to children. Ever.]

[thebestnose]

[Long pause and....]What are you?

[19centconstable]

What am I? I'm a real estate agent, babe.

[thebestnose]

Babe. [She really wants to break his nose for that one...]

The police look doesn't suit you today?

[19centconstable]

[Brett might...like that, though.]

You're the second person today to want to play cops and robbers. What's that about, b'y?

[leadsthestars]

You are different now.

What are you selling? What is real estate?

[19centconstable]

Real estate? It's real estate, b'y. Houses. Buildings. Land.

[leadsthestars]

You're not selling sex?

[19centconstable]

Sex? No, b'y, that's free.