Case #8: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is COMPLETELY DRESSED. So dressed. He also looks slightly pink and wrinkly, like he's spent too long in the bathtub

Comments

[video]

[feels_no_love]

...

[eyetwitch eyetwitch]

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colonics.

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Right. Not you, I understand this, and you seem to have gotten the worse end of this flood...

...but still.

[eyetwitch]

[video]

[19centconstable]

[Upper lip: so stiff.]

I'm terribly sorry, sir: I've no idea what you're talking about.

[video]

[feels_no_love]

MMmmmmmhmmmmmm.

[video]

[19centconstable]

And I'm sure I wouldn't like to know.

[worstsongever]

So you're George again, right?

[19centconstable]

Miss Penderghast! Yes.

I'm so, so terribly sorry.

[worstsongever]

Olive is still okay. And, you know. I guess I had to get my feet wet with how things work around here eventually, so. No worries?

[19centconstable]

I still find it entirely worrying.

[thebestnose]

I suppose it's good to see you again.

[19centconstable]

I suppose I deserve that.

[thebestnose]

Why did I get called a...um...[She goes to find it again.] nun?

[19centconstable]

[George hides his face in his hands.]

I'm sure I don't know, Miss Brunswick, besides that nuns are all very nice and determined ladies in my estimation.

...Sorry. Parker's doing her troll thing.

[you_run_i_chase]

Never unclothed? Not even when you're having sex?

[19centconstable]

[So flatly.]

No.

[And actually, this is probably completely true.]

[you_run_i_chase]

...That's sad.

[19centconstable]

That's proper.

private

[19centconstable]

Thank you, Sergeant, it is. More than I can say, I'm sure.

private

[19centconstable]

I think he may have been Irish.