Case #9: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is holding his communicator in one hand and filming himself as he waves cheerfully. He turns the camera briefly to show a group of aliens sat at a small table amidst what looks like a futuristic street fair who are waving cheerfully back. They are about nine feet tall, and hairy, with sharp talons on their fingers. They are wearing

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Private. - /diesoflaughing. I live in Mormon central. You're hilarious. <3

[acertifieduser]

Make sure you're careful that you don't get accepted into a cult or married without realizing it. Their customs are obviously considerably different and it wouldn't benefit either of us if you got yourself an alien wife unintentionally.

Where are you anyway? We should do lunch.

Private

[19centconstable]

That's a very good point. Having been divorced, even if it were from an alien marriage against my will, wouldn't do much for my prospects either.

I'll come fetch you at the disembarkment. We can investigate the local cuisine. I hope you're adventurous!

Private

[acertifieduser]

Maybe in your time. In my time, I prefer to think of it as pretty standard. Women don't seem to mind my experience.

Absolutely.

Re: Private

[19centconstable]

They don't mind that you've loved someone before them? I would mind a bit.